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JJ Abrams will write and direct Star wars 9

Posted on 9/12/17 at 9:37 am
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 9/12/17 at 9:37 am
BOOOOOOO
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 9/12/17 at 9:39 am to
Ehhhh could've been worse
Posted by BaddestAndvari
That Overweight Racist State
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 9/12/17 at 9:40 am to
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JJ Abrams will write and direct Star wars 9
BOOOOOOO


You JJ Abrams haters are the best
Posted by sicboy
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77601 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 9:47 am to
Giant planet destroying space ball coming up.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 9/12/17 at 9:49 am to
quote:

JJ Abrams will write and direct Star wars 9


This is great news!

quote:

BOOOOOOO


Wtf?
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 9:51 am to
waaaaaaaaaay better than trevorrow.

Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51613 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 9:52 am to
I had a feeling about this one. Disney continues to play it safe.
Posted by Damone
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Posted on 9/12/17 at 9:54 am to
Should have been Rian
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 9/12/17 at 9:55 am to
I wanted Rian
Posted by TideWarrior
Asheville/Chapel Hill NC
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 9/12/17 at 10:01 am to
I hope he does a better job at directing then he did producing SW7
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39203 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 10:10 am to
I'll go ahead and spoil the ending. Rey and Kylo have a lightsaber fight. Kylo ends up throwing the Emperor, oh wait I mean Snoke, down a hole. Kylo takes off his mask and dies.
Posted by Rhames
Member since Apr 2013
1138 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 10:11 am to
Rian said no


It was obviously going to be one of the 2



I'm happy with if
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
13299 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 10:17 am to
quote:

Giant planet destroying space ball coming up.


Nope, the Order is going to build a giant Death Solar System. The Planets will rotate around a sun, all sucking it's energy out for weaponization, and they will be able to fire independently of each other to different locations around the galaxy depending on where they are at in their orbit.

The only way to destroy the Death SS will be to send a team of drillers out to the SS's asteroid belt, drill to the core of one of the asteroids, and deposit a nuclear weapon inside it. The blast will shoot all of the asteroids out in every direction taking out all of the planets at once.
Posted by sicboy
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77601 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 10:18 am to
Directing wasn't the issue. Generic story and the dopey bromance killed it for me.
Posted by TideWarrior
Asheville/Chapel Hill NC
Member since Sep 2009
11836 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 10:23 am to
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Directing wasn't the issue. Generic story and the dopey bromance killed it for me.


When I said Producing I should have said writing as well as he did both for SW7
Posted by Bamadiver
Member since Jun 2014
3226 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 10:27 am to
Close, but not quite. The Empire will build an artificial solar system of kyber crystals revolving around a sun. When the crystals line up it'll fire a beam that will vaporize everything in it's path. With enough crystals in varying orbits, the system will be able to fire any any direction. Kinda like the Last Starfighter's death blossum.

Posted by LoveThatMoney
Who knows where?
Member since Jan 2008
12268 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 10:28 am to
A giant, time traveling, planet killing Death Star will return the Empire to the time of a New Hope so we can have CGI sexual tension between Luke and Leia and Darth Vader will be around so all the fanboys jizz themselves. It will be a smash hit.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80215 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 10:34 am to
Memba Ewoks? Oh yeah, I memba!
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
10989 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 10:39 am to
Time travel in Star Wars. Genius. That is it. Call JJ and let's get this done. You could totally turn it on its head like with the Terminator movies.

Maybe hold off on that call.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13258 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 10:46 am to
Can't wait to see what his version of Ewoks will look like, and what their purpose is in bringing down the First Order.
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