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re: If you had to marry one TV wife

Posted on 3/27/09 at 1:10 pm to
Posted by Michael J Cocks
Right Here
Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 3/27/09 at 1:10 pm to
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Jill was an evil, heinous bitch. remember the episode where she flipped her shite because brad's girlfriend liked doing his laundry and making him sandwhiches? fricking bitch. Plus she raised the Mark like a girl so he eventually became an emo dipshit. She also turned Randy into a liberal pussy with all her annoying crap.



:kige:
Posted by The Easter Bunny
Minnesota
Member since Jan 2005
45569 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 1:13 pm to
This should be a marry/frick/kill thread

frick Debra
Marry Jill
Kill Lois
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158779 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 1:23 pm to
frick: debra
Kill: Jill
Burn at the stake: Louis
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81262 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 1:40 pm to
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alan's assistant is about a billion times better than his ex wife brah


yeah she is my straight fiya and she was the freaky bitch at the bottom of the well on the Ring, but his ex is a tight arse little hottie too though.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158779 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 1:42 pm to
she looks like eeyore
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81262 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

This should be a marry/frick/kill thread

frick Debra
Marry Jill
Kill Lois


how could you spend your life with fricking Jill?

i'd have to frick her though and kill Lois cause that is one of the nastiest bitches alive. Eric from Billy Madison must be a closet fig who needed a beard to marry that beast.
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81262 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 1:45 pm to
is that some comic book movie character or something? She could use a nose job but she has a tight little body.
Posted by coloradoBengal
Member since Sep 2007
32608 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 1:52 pm to
Of the 3, I am thinking Debra or Lois. But frick that, as long as we are picking...

Judy from "Still Standing"

Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81262 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 2:00 pm to
yeah shes a milf.

And pretty much any black comedy no matter how old/fat/ugly the dude is, his wife is this young super fine black bitch. And there are only like 3 of them to go around it seems or else they just look alike.
Posted by bayoubighead
Houma
Member since Dec 2004
820 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

Judy from "Still Standing"


+1
Posted by JJ27
Member since Sep 2004
60409 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 2:13 pm to
If we get to pick I'm going with Lauren Graham from Gilmore Girls. Mainly for her work in Bad Santa..."frick me Santa, frick me Santa, frick me Santa."

Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81262 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 2:20 pm to
bnap is a Gilmore Girl fanatic and he tells me that bitch didn't even have a husband on that show so she aint no fricking wife, jj.

ps, what was gatortrunk's old name on here back in the day? I know he was the chaingang WM guy but i cant remember it.
Posted by Acreboy
Member since Nov 2005
38568 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 2:43 pm to
My fav TV milf is Jean Louisa Kelly. She just does it for me.
Posted by BomBayTiger
Member since Feb 2009
4117 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 2:48 pm to
Peg Bundy.

Huge cans, nice arse. Thats all I want when I get older.

This post was edited on 3/27/09 at 2:53 pm
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
87497 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 2:49 pm to
ou812?
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81262 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 2:54 pm to
yeah thats him. he's all over the rant bragging about Bradie James like he's not a Woosman product.
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
39736 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 3:35 pm to
Wow, I am surprised by the serious hate Jill gets. I never liked her much, but I didn't think she was nearly as bad as you guys. Although I did not watch the later year episodes.

I would probably go with Deb. I still think Louis must be magic in bed for Hal to happily put up with her insanity.

Deb has a reason to be a bitch. Anyone would go psycho with Ray's family hovering all the time. So I think most of the time, Ray deserved what he got out of Deb. I imagine Ray would have a different life if he picked his family up and moved far far away from his parents.

Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81262 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 3:38 pm to
yeah Ray and his mommy are the main reason she is a count
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
39736 posts
Posted on 3/27/09 at 3:54 pm to
Ha! Maximus, you would probably go postal if they lived near you and dropped in 5 times a day.
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