re: I am appalled and offended at this board's lack of excitement for GEOSTORM

new review: this guy definitely fricks

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If you're the kind of person who hunts for a "good bad movie" then beer yourself up because this is the most entertaining two-star film of 2017.

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When the network of satellites designed to control the global climate start to attack Earth, it's a race against the clock to uncover the real threat before a worldwide geostorm wipes out everything and everyone.

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This sounds like one of the fake movies Jerry and the gang would want to see on Seinfeld.

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Is a phenomenal movie and one of the most underrated and misunderstood movies of our generation. I will happily fight anyone who disagrees. Hugh Jackman on a blind date with testicles on his neck that shrivel when it gets cold? Batman and Robin speed dating? Period jokes. The movie is a diamond gem in a sea of pigshit that is Hollywood. A national treasure buried beneath the eroding and ever deepening sand byproduct of Hollywood's waste machine. A filet mignon of magnificence constantly and consistently passed over in favor of a shite sandwich prepared and promulgated by Hollywood's less than culinary metaphorical masterpiece of cutting edge kitchen campaigns that sacrifice true art and beauty for fake plastic placards desperately devoured by a mindless mob mentality adopted and assigned to the precious little minds of our American youth.

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Ed Harris has the talent to have a great late career run, but he hasn't done anything interesting over the last few years.

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Ummm, West World says "Hi"

One of the worst movies I’ve seen in the past year.

You didn't think it was brilliant of Ed Harris to have a plan where he destroys the city the President was in while he was also there? Or saying he was destroying America's enemies only to also be taking out places like London? Or how about having Daniel Wu escape death when Hong Kong turns to lava and evil gunmen chase him only to later be hit by a car? Did you not love Abby Cornish NEVER once changing her bored looking expression during a high speed chase where she somehow throws the car into a 360 reverse move while avoiding lightning so she can shoot some bad guys? You weren't impressed by $120 million being spent to make the movie look like cut scenes from an early XBoxOne game? How about the strange decision to flood Dubai but have the people at the top of the tower built by slave labor survive as if they were innocents while everyone else below drowns?

This was a bad movie, but it looks like high art compared to compared to How it Ends.