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Has anyone watched the director's cut for Nymphomaniac on Netflix? (Spoilers)

Posted on 7/29/16 at 1:55 am
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 1:55 am
Holy shite. That is one fricked up movie.

I can't believe I watched five hours of Lars von Trier's crazy-arse filmmaking.

Just when I was beginning to think that the film couldn't top its absurd and ridiculous premise, it exceeds my expectations scene after scene.

The coat hanger abortion scene was where I really started to question what the hell I was watching.

Am I the only dumb bastard willing to give this film a shot?

As a reditter put it:

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So I finally got around to watching Nymphomaniac, and I must admit I thoroughly enjoyed the movie until the last ten seconds. Now before discussing it, let me state I get what it was supposed to mean. Seligman is supposed to represent the intelligentsia, and his digressions are supposed to poke fun at the connections film critics make in search of a deeper meaning. Sometimes they are spot on, and sometimes in the words of Joe they "are the weakest digressions yet". By having him attempt to rape her at the end it is supposed to demonstrate the hypocrisy of the intelligentsia, which is not a bad thing in of itself, it was just executed with the subtlety of a monkey with in a sledgehammer in a china shop. Not only that it ruins the character arcs and plot arcs.

To begin with it is clear that Joe is on a descent, and her time with K definitely represents the nadir of her experience. After K she tries to find redemption in P, by being the mother she never was to Marcel, and the lover she never was to Jerome. However, P isn't perfect. Several remarks and actions show she's rash, emotional, and spoiled (in that she gets what she wants when she wants it). In a way it was perfectly set up, as Joe had often acted similarly with men through her own impulsive nature, and it was a bit of comeuppance that P leave Joe for Jerome.

So what do we have? A failed redemption story. But that's the point of Seligman's character, by passing judgement on her as a good human being who just has a socially frowned upon interest, he's vouching that she does not need to redeem herself for anything, and validates her life thus achieving a redemption arc. It was a perfect ending, ends the character arcs and plot arcs well and most importantly with cohesion.

Now all of the sudden he tries to rape her, what the frick? This makes no sense based on all of the screen time they shared. I'm sure if someone compiled all the scenes he was in throughout the entire movie and rewatched it focusing on the scenes they would find no allusions or hints to his hypocrisy. There was no build up like there was with P of hints to their true nature that made the betrayal inevitable, there wasn't even an arc that implied it. This was the equivalent of a character just waking up one day and for no reason deciding to walk off a bridge. Not only that, it ruined the rest of the movie for me. By placing this jab at intelligentsia above the rest of the film, Trier demonstrated that was really the only purpose of this film, to mock the people that wounded his feelings at Cannes. If you want to make a movie about that, go right ahead, but he did not make that movie. Instead, it makes me think about all the times she criticized his digressions as the true point of the movie, which makes this an ego project for the director. Honestly, it ruined what was otherwise a good movie for me.
This post was edited on 7/29/16 at 2:00 am
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 2:26 am to
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Has anyone watched the director's cut for Nymphomaniac on Netflix?


Why would anyone watch the original much less the DC?

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Lars von Triehard's


Fify
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21852 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 8:34 am to
I was press-ganged into watching the first part a few months ago. What a steaming pile of pretentious crap.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89552 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 8:59 am to
I never finished it - all shock factor, all veneer - nothing beneath the surface.

I could actually see the ending (or something similar coming) about halfway through and said, "Nah. This film is not for me. I'm good."
Posted by 20MuleTeam
West Hartford
Member since Sep 2012
3862 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 10:05 am to
Unwatchable
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39211 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 10:07 am to
The director's cut just has more blowjob closeups and cum shots. The first part was much better. Second half was kinda boring.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 10:16 am to
I read they had pron actors actually perform the sex and then digitally inserted the star actors' faces onto the pron actors bodies to make it seem like the star actors' were actually fricking.

Why go thru the effort and expense? Why not just convince a few A or B list actors to actually have sex?

I think they are lying about the digital aspect of the movie. I think the stars actually had sex.
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 11:00 am to
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Am I the only dumb bastard willing to give this film a shot?


I watched vol. 1 and half of vol. 2 . I really want to finish it, but it's almost too disturbing in an emotional way.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64246 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 11:45 am to
quote:

The coat hanger abortion scene was where I really started to question what the hell I was watc


I can think of about 20k other things I'd rather do than watch something like this.
Posted by Othello
the Neptonian Steel Mines
Member since Aug 2013
22927 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 1:49 pm to
Melancholia is a fantastic but utterly depressing film. This movie is just trash though.
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 3:12 pm to
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I watched vol. 1 and half of vol. 2 . I really want to finish it, but it's almost too disturbing in an emotional way.


I know what you mean. There is some palpable degree of pain and suffering evident with the protagonist. With that being said, I frickin' hated her throughout the movie because of her stupid decisions.

I honestly didn't start watching it because I expected it to be a good movie. My girlfriend is out of town and I didn't feel like watching outright porn but I was in the mood to see some tits and more. In that respect, the movie pays off every now and again.

However, the BDSM and African immigrant double-team scenes weren't exactly what I had bargained for.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 7/29/16 at 4:05 pm to
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Holy shite. That is one fricked up movie.

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