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re: Favorite line from The Simpsons?
Posted on 8/4/14 at 2:01 pm to Rickety Cricket
Posted on 8/4/14 at 2:01 pm to Rickety Cricket
Everything is coming up Millhouse and Taste's Like Burning are the two I say the most. Ill catch you Beer Baron is great too. Also loved Homers disappointment in being given the Broncos and Marge not getting why he isnt happy.
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Posted on 8/4/14 at 2:07 pm to Rickety Cricket
Favorite character?
Groundskeeper Willie
Groundskeeper Willie
Posted on 8/4/14 at 2:08 pm to upgrade
Mattingly shave those sideburns!
Posted on 8/4/14 at 2:17 pm to upgrade
Ralph: Me fail English? That's umpossible.
Total Disaster Insurance Man: Now this place you were at, Moe's, is this a business of some sort?
Homer's Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar. But what else is open at night?
Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Total Disaster Insurance Man: Now this place you were at, Moe's, is this a business of some sort?
Homer's Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar. But what else is open at night?
Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 2:20 pm to Rickety Cricket
"Dental plan!"
"Lisa needs braces."
"Dental plan!"
"Lisa needs braces."
"Dental plan!"
"Lisa needs braces."
"Lisa needs braces."
"Dental plan!"
"Lisa needs braces."
"Dental plan!"
"Lisa needs braces."
Posted on 8/4/14 at 2:22 pm to Rickety Cricket
So many.
"I should be resisting this, but I'm paralyzed with rage."
"I should be resisting this, but I'm paralyzed with rage."
Posted on 8/4/14 at 2:24 pm to upgrade
quote:
Groundskeeper Willie
"Grease me up, woman!"
Posted on 8/4/14 at 2:26 pm to Goldrush25
"Wait, there's a New Mexico, now?"
-C M Burns
-C M Burns
Posted on 8/4/14 at 2:28 pm to Dr Rosenrosen
mmmm Sacrilicious
Posted on 8/4/14 at 2:48 pm to Rickety Cricket
quote:
I failed English? That's umpossible.
TIGERSTORM...beat me and got the quote right.
Lionel Hutz' sign:
quote:
Works on Contingency
No Retainer Required
Requests retainer. Lisa inquires, but what about the sign. Whereupon Lionel fixes the sign with a sharpie to say
quote:
Works on Contingency?
No.
Retainer Required.
This post was edited on 8/4/14 at 2:57 pm
Posted on 8/4/14 at 2:55 pm to Fun Bunch
quote:
mmmm Sacrilicious
Mmmmmm, Terrible.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 3:02 pm to Rickety Cricket
Lionel Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I... uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."
Posted on 8/4/14 at 3:05 pm to Spock's Eyebrow
Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn’t I think of that?
Hammocks! Homer, there’s four places. There’s the Hammock Hut,
that’s on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Scorpio: There’s Hammocks-R-Us, that’s on third too. You got
Put-Your-Butt-There?
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Scorpio: That’s on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot… Matter of fact,
they’re all in the same complex; it’s the hammock complex on
third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district.
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn’t I think of that?
Hammocks! Homer, there’s four places. There’s the Hammock Hut,
that’s on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Scorpio: There’s Hammocks-R-Us, that’s on third too. You got
Put-Your-Butt-There?
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Scorpio: That’s on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot… Matter of fact,
they’re all in the same complex; it’s the hammock complex on
third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 3:07 pm to lsufan251875
Simpsons (especially seasons 2 - 10) are so GOAT. Makes my blood boil when people think Family Guy or South Park can hang with the classic Simpsons. 
Posted on 8/4/14 at 3:08 pm to MaroonWhite
quote:
Lionel Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I... uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder. Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."
Probably my all time favorite
And, "you don't win friends with salad."
Posted on 8/4/14 at 3:10 pm to Rickety Cricket
Robert Goulet: Are you this is the right casino?
Bart: It is a casino.
Robert Goulet: I better call my agent.
Nelson: Your agent said to shut up!
Robert Goulet: Maude said that?
Bart: It is a casino.
Robert Goulet: I better call my agent.
Nelson: Your agent said to shut up!
Robert Goulet: Maude said that?
Posted on 8/4/14 at 3:29 pm to RedFoxx
After Homer eats the Klav Kalash,
Homer Simpson: Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
Khlav Kalesh Guy: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice.
Homer Simpson: Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice.
Homer Simpson: Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
Khlav Kalesh Guy: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice.
Homer Simpson: Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 3:34 pm to Josh Fenderman
From a real person
Mark McGwire:
"Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?"
Too bad that he didn't tell that to Congress.
Mark McGwire:
"Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?"
Too bad that he didn't tell that to Congress.
Posted on 8/4/14 at 3:40 pm to Rickety Cricket
Probably already been said but...
"To alcohol...the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
"To alcohol...the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
Posted on 8/4/14 at 3:42 pm to TigerintheNO
Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: [worried] That's bad.
Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate.
Homer: [stares]
Owner: That's bad.
Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: [worried] That's bad.
Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate.
Homer: [stares]
Owner: That's bad.
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