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Don't Care About the Dark Tower

Posted on 5/3/17 at 7:31 am
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
21966 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 7:31 am
Im going full edgelord here.

I just don't give a shite about the Dark Tower. I would rather see The Eyes of the Dragon made into a film.

I dislike King these days. I liked the first book in the series, but thought the rest was typical King schlock. Other than fan service, there was nothing to like about the books. They were just shite books.

I honestly don't get the love.

But I hope you guys enjoy the film.
This post was edited on 5/3/17 at 7:56 am
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23066 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 7:37 am to
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
21966 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 7:38 am to
What happened to your avatar?
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80207 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 7:40 am to
quote:

I liked the first book in the series, but thought the rest was typically King schlock.


This HAS to be a troll. The first book was the worst of the series.

Drawing of the Three and The Wastelands are the best part of the story...especially Blaine the Monorail.
This post was edited on 5/3/17 at 7:41 am
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
21966 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 7:50 am to
I stopped at Wolves of the Calla.

THe reason I liked the first book is because I love short-form, serial fiction. The rest felt like King doing King things, and his schtick got old for me long ago.

But this series was written for his fanboys. As I said, I hope you guys enjoy the film.
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23066 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 7:52 am to
quote:

What happened to your avatar?
captain chaos? i think i linked it to the guy that created it and he killed the link. been too busy to find a new one.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18411 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 7:52 am to
quote:

Im going full edgelord here.


This post was edited on 5/3/17 at 7:53 am
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 7:55 am to
The first 4 or 5 were good. It went downhill once he wrote himself into the series.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:08 am to
Weird thread. Too early to be drinking on a Wednesday.
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
18432 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:18 am to
I only read the first three books in the series but the way they shook things up with the cast for the movie was a HUGE let down. I'm not interested, either.
Posted by Tigris
Mexican Home
Member since Jul 2005
12358 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:33 am to
quote:

The first 4 or 5 were good. It went downhill once he wrote himself into the series.


Wolves of Calla was #5 and was terrible. The women who threw plates as weapons was just stupid, and there was much else that was off.

And I couldn't agree more about him writing himself into the story. Possibly the worst, most egotistical thing he could have done.

I did like the very ending to the series, but the last 4 books were wildly uneven getting there.
Posted by King George
Member since Dec 2013
5367 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 8:50 am to
After seeing that trailer I have no interest either
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
Member since Nov 2014
11812 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:19 am to
quote:

I would rather see The Eyes of the Dragon made into a film.

One of my favorite King stories if not my favorite. Best escape plan in any novel ever.
Posted by mindbreaker
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
7639 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:22 am to
agreed the last three books were choppy at best but I liked the ending.

The two prequels Wizard and Glass and Wind through the keyhole were very very good.
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:23 am to
How much attention are you seeking?



Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
21966 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:35 am to
All the attention.
Posted by Kvothe
Member since Sep 2016
2019 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:48 am to
quote:

I honestly don't get the love.


Struggled to get through the first and then made it about 100 pages through the second and said frick it.
Kings prose is like a try hard ten year old attempting to write his first story.
Posted by cfish140
BR
Member since Aug 2007
7245 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:57 am to
It took me forever to finish the 2nd one, The Drawing of the Three. I almost gave up. Glad I didn't though because the 3rd one, Into the Wastelands is awesome. Also Roland's back story in Wizard and Glass was phenomenal. I'm halfway through the 5th one, wolves of the calla, right now and am still enjoying it. These are the only King books I've read so don't have anything else to compare them to
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33189 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 11:10 am to
Noone here is fooled.
Gumps can't read.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53807 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 11:10 am to
I don't care about anything Star Wars or Star Trek. I think I'll start a thread and let you know.
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