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Do you think the Justice League Feels Sorry for Batman???

Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:35 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57280 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:35 pm
And they placate him by "letting" him help them? Kinda like how adults play football with toddlers, letting the carry the ball and score?

"That's a gooooood boy" :Superman pats Batman on the back:

I mean, we are talking about a guy who can't keep a man dressed like a clown in check...about a dude who struggles against a midget in a penguin costume.

How ridiculous is it Batman was forced into this league? How much does it really hurt his character?

No one with any common sense is going to buy any Superman vs. Batman scenario in their upcoming movie.

Batman is awesome by himself....he is absurd when forced down our throats as a true SUPER hero.

:nB4butBatmanHasDossiers:

Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32482 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:38 pm to
Dude, dossiers. And files. And notes.


Oh my.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:38 pm to
Seeing as how Bruce has a plan in place to neutralize most of the Justice League as well as his keen detective skills, I say he is very much an asset to them.

By the way I am not one of those folks here that seem to think that Batman is 20 foot tall and bulletproof.
This post was edited on 4/15/14 at 2:39 pm
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47590 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:39 pm to
He's their overly melodramatic friend that they tolerate because the can always stick him with the tab.
Posted by ZacAttack
The Land Mass
Member since Oct 2012
6416 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:39 pm to
Inb4Flashusesthespeedforcetotravelbackintimeandstealbatmansfilecabinet
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57280 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

Seeing as how Bruce has a plan in place to neutralize most of the Justice League as well as his keen detective skills, I say he is very much an asset to them.


Dossier...

As if Superman/Flash couldn't open up Microsoft Word, type in a few facts, print the document and stick it in Manila folder
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72059 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:41 pm to
Hells no. Batman is a badass with dossiers and shite.

He also is a billionaire who finances all their shite.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57280 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:42 pm to
quote:

Hells no. Batman is a badass with dossiers and shite.

He also is a billionaire who finances all their shite.


So you think they are just USING Bruce for his money?
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57438 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:42 pm to
quote:

Bruce has a plan in place
yea cause plans work all the time.
Posted by Tom288
Jacksonville
Member since Apr 2009
20985 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:43 pm to
I don't think you can have Superman call him the most dangerous man on the planet and then say the superheroes are just placating him.
Posted by Hoodoo Man
Sunshine Pumping most days.
Member since Oct 2011
31637 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:43 pm to
The comic writers would say no, you fool.

Their words.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57280 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

I don't think you can have Superman call him the most dangerous man on the planet and then say the superheroes are just placating him.


That would be the definition of placating him
Posted by LoveThatMoney
Who knows where?
Member since Jan 2008
12268 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:45 pm to
Been saying this shite for years. I hate Batman in the Justice League. The inclusion of him in the group as the master tactician, while the only viable role he can play, is not only a disservice to him because it makes it clear that he has no real role in the league, but also a disservice to the other heroes because it dismisses the fact that the other heroes are not morons in need of direction. Both Superman and Martian Manhunter are highly intelligent; at least on par with Bruce Wayne. In sum, Batman makes no sense in the Justice League and should not exist in a world of superhumans.
Posted by Tom288
Jacksonville
Member since Apr 2009
20985 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

That would be the definition of placating him


Not when you say it's like adults playing with a toddler there, genius.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:45 pm to
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57280 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:48 pm to
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Not when you say it's like adults playing with a toddler there, genius.


In relation to the power level difference...yes it is
Posted by lsuguy84
CO
Member since Feb 2009
19648 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:49 pm to
The Dark Knight Returns laughs at this
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76268 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:51 pm to
Yeah I agree with you. His enemies wouldn't stand a chance against anyone else.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57280 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

The Dark Knight Returns laughs at this



The Dark Knight Returns was written as a spoof, you just haven't realized it yet.
Posted by Tom288
Jacksonville
Member since Apr 2009
20985 posts
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:53 pm to
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In relation to the power level difference...yes it is


There is a huge disparity in strength, or power, when it comes to a lot of the JL members. But that's not the only attribute one should take into consideration now, is it?
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