Dead Pool 2 - No Good Deed, Teaser

Jesus. Dude isn't afraid to make a mockery of everything. I love it.

Can't wait!

Can't wait for this one. Definitely one of my favourites out of all the comic movies. Something about the total frick you and smartarse dialogue. Hell about right there with GOG just a little further off the deep end with the language.

Would love to see a cross with the two movies. The dialogue would be epic.

ELL ME ANYTHING I MISSED
0:43 - reference to logan movie, & ryan Reynolds graffiti refrence
0:45 - nathan summers cumming soon (cabe)
2:04 - firefly posters in the window
2:07 - larry king
2:08 - call your mom
2:17 - another logan refrence
2:17 - oggy graffiti on wall (oggy is character created by x-men, deadpool and avengers writer Jason Aaron and is based in the main marvel universe)
2:17 - foxy graffiti on wall (foxy briggs is a character created by stan lee and steve ditco and is based in the main marvel universe)
2:31- old man is possibly uncle ben
2:45 - mmm lays
3:01 - alien cats (could be a reference to catman a character created by stan lee and jack kirby who is based in the main marvel universe)
3:06 - ice cream is obviously ben and jerries
3:28 - hugh jackman impression
3:35 The old man and the sea is the story of a fight between and elderly, accomplished fisherman, Santiago, and a really big fish. Like... HUGE. The story opens with Santiago suffering eighty four days without catching a fish because he's the unluckiest son of a bitch on planet earth. Honesty, if you were in a boat for eighty four days, it'd be hard NOT to catch a fish... even by accident. Santiago was so unlucky that his apprentice, Manolin, was forbidden by his Ma and Pa to fish with him. But as the Fresh Prince used to say, "Parents just don't understand". So the boy visits Santiago's shack anyway, ignoring the inherent risks of unsupervised playtime with an elderly man who talks to himself. Manolin helps out, moving Santiago's fishing gear, making food, and talking about baseball. Especially Joe DiMaggio, who used to bump fuzzies with Marilyn Monroe. The next day, Santiago tells Manolin that he's going way out into the gulf Stream. WAY OUT north of Cuba. Lady Luck is returning. On the eighty-fifth day of his crappy lunch, Santiago drops his lines and by noon, gets a bite from what feels like a big-arse fish. He's sure he's a winner. He fights and fights and fights and fights but can't pull the monster in.Santiago's leaky old boat is pulled by the fish for two days and nights as he holds on for dear life. Even though he's bloody and beat, Santiago begins to appreciate this mighty adversary. He starts calling him "Brother" or maybe even "Bro". It's sort of a love story if you really think about it. And like most romantic comedies, the reader pictures a delightful outfit changing montage, followed by the inevitable interspecies wedding. But on the third day, Santiago is freakin' EXHAUSTED, and decides he just wants the fish to do what he says and not always swim wherever it wants. So he stabs it. With a fricking harpoon. It's a mess. Super gross. Blood everywhere. Because, like many men his age, Santiago has difficulty expressing his emotions and fears with words instead of giving in to base desires and imposing his gigantically terrible position on any given subject through unblinking violence. Typical. Anyway, he straps the marlin to the side of his skiff and hits the road home, read to act like a total show off to everyone and probably gouge people on the price. But guess what? Pretty soon sharks begin to attack the bleeding Marlin's carcass, because as we all know, life is a tragic opera and just when you think you've finally found something good and true, sharks come along and rip it all to fricking shreds while dry-humping your dignity with their crazy-weird shark dicks. Sure, Santiago tries killing a few of them, but drops his harpoon because his hands are just as old as he is. By nighttime, the sharks have pretty much eaten the entire marlin. Only a bleach-white skeleton remains, silently mocking him in the murky darkness. Santiago realizes he's still unlucky, REALLY unlucky (DUH!) Ma calls the sharks "dream killers". Which isn't really all that fair, I mean, the sharks were just doing their job and the marlin... Jesus, don't even get me started on the marlin. It was just hanging out one day, minding it's own business, maybe thinking about ways it could be a better provider for it's family and WHAM! Harpoon in the brain. Who's the "Dream killer" now, frickface! The hypocrisy is pretty much boundless at this point. Eventually Santiago makes it ashore. Leaving the bones of the marlin and the boat, he hobbles to his shack. He makes it home and crashes, like I said - He's super tired. The next morning, a group of fisherman gather around Santiago's boat. One measures the skeleton and, holy shite shingles! It's over 18 feet! The head of the fish is given to Pedrico (Strange that this is the first mention of him) and the other fishermen ask Manolin to send their glad tidings to the old man. Manolin brings Santiago newspapers and coffee when he wakes and they decide to fish together again. Many years later there's a Red Lobster restaurant in nearly every city in America offering a casual dining experience and convenient parking.?

Guess I was the only one to find that teaser underwhelming :|

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Guess I was the only one to find that teaser underwhelming :|

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I dug the first one but was a little "underwhelmed" because of the hype build up. As far as comic / super hero movies go, I thought Iron Man 123, GOTG, Spider-Man 2, Captain America : The Winter Soldier, The Avengers, and Thor were better movies.

But... I'll still be there when DP 2 is out. I heard somewhere it will still be another year.. is that correct?

And yet we still don't have anything out for Star Wars episode 8

I agree w this point; while I enjoyed Deadpool I was expecting more based on the hype and everyone else I know thought I was crazy for saying such.. Still a good movie and will still def be stoked for 2.