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re: Common things in movies that make no sense...
Posted on 6/28/15 at 3:31 pm to PrimeTime Money
Posted on 6/28/15 at 3:31 pm to PrimeTime Money
Any movie where time is of the essence, the world will end, someone will die if not saved in 2 minutes, or the bad guy is right on your heels and the romantic leads will stop, stair into each others eyes and give a longgggg kiss.
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Posted on 6/28/15 at 3:53 pm to PrimeTime Money
No one ever says "bye" on the phone. They just hang up.
Posted on 6/28/15 at 3:57 pm to Bham4Tide
The way unconsciousness works. Guy gets bopped on the head with vase. Wakes up hours later. Was he in a fricking coma?
Posted on 6/28/15 at 4:07 pm to Tackle74
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Any movie where time is of the essence, the world will end, someone will die if not saved in 2 minutes, or the bad guy is right on your heels and the romantic leads will stop, stair into each others eyes and give a longgggg kiss.
I cracked up at Jurrasyc world for this. Dino's are literally murdering people left and right and that was apparently the best time to get a good make out sess
Even past that, has anyone ever just walked up to a chick that you've never actually dated and grabbed her and try to make out? I don't think that's how that would work
Posted on 6/28/15 at 4:44 pm to PrimeTime Money
Whenever a character in a movie or on TV is carrying groceries they always, ALWAYS, have french bread sticking out of the bag.
Posted on 6/28/15 at 4:53 pm to PrimeTime Money
One of my favorites is when, in a period piece, someone removes their sword from their scabbard. It makes a metallic "shing" sound. Swords don't make that sound in real life as they are being removed from their holsters.
Posted on 6/28/15 at 5:10 pm to RollTide1987
Car scenes in movies or tv shows that show a character driving. He's going down a straight road, but he's turning the wheel all over the damn place. Why isn't he swerving all over the damn road? Why can't he just hold the wheel straight??
Posted on 6/28/15 at 5:11 pm to Patrick_Bateman
When someone is clearly driving a base model vehicle with a 4cyl or V6 yet it sounds like a supercharged V8
Tire screeches in grass/dirt
Tire screeches in grass/dirt
Posted on 6/28/15 at 5:28 pm to PrimeTime Money
Take out food always chinese and always noodles.
Posted on 6/28/15 at 5:45 pm to miamitiger
There are several
The police are always stupid
No one ever flushes the toilet
1 person fighting 4 or more people at the same time
People out running explosions
All of Vin Diesels near deaths in the fast in the furious
And my personal favorite
I’ll be right back don’t get out the car. Gets out the car anyway and gets killed
The police are always stupid
No one ever flushes the toilet
1 person fighting 4 or more people at the same time
People out running explosions
All of Vin Diesels near deaths in the fast in the furious
And my personal favorite
I’ll be right back don’t get out the car. Gets out the car anyway and gets killed
This post was edited on 6/28/15 at 5:48 pm
Posted on 6/28/15 at 10:54 pm to jamsmiley
People hanging around their house fully dressed.
Posted on 6/28/15 at 11:07 pm to supatigah
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A cigarette will light gasoline but it won't light diesel fuel/jet fuel
Wrong.
They did this on myth busters. Cigarettes have grooves on the paper that keep the temperature down
Posted on 6/28/15 at 11:13 pm to PrimeTime Money
I think it would be funny to see a movie that completely destroyed all of these movie cliches and made a super realistic movie. It would be boring as shite and awkward but i would still watch.
Posted on 6/28/15 at 11:16 pm to TheCaterpillar
Whenever someone is in need of a alcoholic drink (espically alone), they pop a bottle of whiskey, grab a glass tumbler, poor it into the glass, and then proceed to slam said booze......why not just nip it right out the bottle? Do you really need to poor into a glass to make it dignified. This trend happens from spaghetti westerns to modern movies.
Posted on 6/28/15 at 11:22 pm to PrimeTime Money
When jet fuel melts steel beams
Posted on 6/29/15 at 7:07 am to wildtigercat93
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Even past that, has anyone ever just walked up to a chick that you've never actually dated and grabbed her and try to make out? I don't think that's how that would work
It works if you look like Chris Pratt
Posted on 6/29/15 at 11:12 am to brodeo
Whenever someone hangs up a phone, the person still holding the receiver immediately gets a dial tone. Yeah, that's not how it works.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 11:25 am to PrimeTime Money
The way people smoke cigarettes (in the center of their mouth).
Posted on 6/29/15 at 11:26 am to PrimeTime Money
Scenes like a CSI lab or when police are searching a building. Why doesn't anyone turn on the overhead lights? Everyone uses flashlights or does work in low light
This post was edited on 6/29/15 at 11:28 am
Posted on 6/29/15 at 11:26 am to PrimeTime Money
I assume "multiple blunt force head trauma that doesn't keep a person from continuing to do what they're doing" has been addressed.
Also, suffocations that take 12 seconds.
Also, suffocations that take 12 seconds.
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