re: Chappelle's Show Marathon today on Comesy Central

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And as for my very favorite sketch, has to be "Mad Real Wirld".

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Lysol and Tyree

chappelles show is the basis for roughly half of my friendships

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Nah, nah, you got that all wrong. Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed it."
"No Tyree, you had sex with me too."
"Correction, I had sex with Katie."

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Love that scene .

And perhaps my favorite line ever

"I hate you. I hate you.I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you."

The Nagger Family
Racial Draft
Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories
American Diversity (the airplane sketch)
Wayne Brady as a gangsta
Pop Copy (cause f&%k 'em, that's why! You graduated from grade school which means you don't have to take sh@t from anybody!"
Samuel Jackson Beer
The Love Contract
Reparations Day

The white guys answer to Good Times lyrics question is amazing.

"Hanging in the jurrrryy"

And one of the black guys cracked me up.

"What is a loosey?"

"Ahhhh man. That's a single cigarette you buy at the store from an A-rab."

"That is correct. A single cigarette *ding* you buy at the store *ding* from an Arab *ding*."

Dave: what is a Chicken head?

The Barber: Oooh, you can find that anywhere. The hood, on the block. It's a bird...one of those you just bring home an wear out.

Dave: That is correct. That's what they're for... that's how they're used.

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Dave: How can black people rise up and overcome?

Social worker: Can they?

Dave: That is correct.

Writer: Well, thats a complex answer there..

Dave: That is correct!

DJ: Stayin' alive.

Dave: That is correct.

Barber: Stop cuttin' each other's throat.

Dave: That is also correct.

Cop: Get out and vote?

*buzzer*

Dave: That... is... incorrect

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That's gold Jerry. Gold!