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Best Opening Lines of a Movie

Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:59 pm
Posted by MardiGrasRazorback
Shreveport, LA
Member since Feb 2011
448 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:59 pm
Winner

The best ever. Hands Down.

"I was born a poor black child." The Jerk, Steve Martin
This post was edited on 4/23/15 at 2:28 pm
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9208 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 1:10 pm to
Some people can't get to videos through their work filters. Those people have no fricking idea what you just posted.

How about a little help with some text or something?

Posted by The Dude Abides
Atlanta, GA
Member since Feb 2010
2227 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 1:12 pm to
but some of us can. and i agree with OP. Hands down winner.
Posted by VeniVidiVici
Gaul
Member since Feb 2012
1728 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 1:12 pm to
"All my life I wanted to be a gangster."
--Goodfellas
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17083 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 1:17 pm to
And shithead was the best dog name ever.
Posted by bherm1988
Shreveport, Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
2755 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 1:18 pm to
Lord of War


Lord of War- "There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?"
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
Member since Jul 2013
30171 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 1:24 pm to
The entire LOTR fellowship of the ring line
This post was edited on 4/23/15 at 1:25 pm
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81669 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 1:24 pm to
"...My name is Jack Crabb."
Posted by Indigold
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2013
1702 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

"All my life I wanted to be a gangster."
--Goodfellas

That's what I was going to say
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32482 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 1:26 pm to
Narrator: Royal Tenenbaum bought the house on Archer Avenue in the winter of his 35th year. Over the next decade, he and his wife had three children, and then they separated.
Posted by LordoftheManor
Member since Jul 2006
8371 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 1:32 pm to
Posted by TigerRob82
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
406 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 1:33 pm to
People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108609 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 1:35 pm to
"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like 'I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive . . .' And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming, 'Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?'"
Posted by Radiojones
The Twilight Zone
Member since Feb 2007
10728 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 1:41 pm to
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56376 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 1:46 pm to
The Jerk was the first one I thought of.

"I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead human being."

"Somebody's comin', Pa."
"Well, let him come."

"He was the most extraordinary man I ever knew."
Posted by Kingwood Tiger
Katy, TX
Member since Jul 2005
14162 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 1:48 pm to
Posted by Mad_Mardigan
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2012
1925 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 1:51 pm to
Posted by LoveThatMoney
Who knows where?
Member since Jan 2008
12268 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 1:52 pm to
Patton's Opening Speech

Also, "Are you watching closely?" from the Prestige.
Posted by abellsujr
New England
Member since Apr 2014
35279 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

"All my life I wanted to be a gangster."
--Goodfellas
GOAT, but it's actually "AS FAR BACK AS I CAN REMEMBER, I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A GANGSTER." -Henry Hill
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9208 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 1:56 pm to
Unforgiven (written words)

Of good family, albeit one of
modest means, she was a comely
young woman and not without
prospects. Therefore it was at
once heartbreaking and astonishing
to her mother that she would enter
into marriage with William Munny, a
known thief and murderer, a man of
notoriously vicious and intemperate
disposition.


They were married in St. Louis in
1870 and they traveled North to
Kansas where he engaged in farming
and swine husbandry.
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