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Best Movie Rants
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:20 am
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:20 am
I recognize that this has likely been done on numerous occasions here, but I was watching me some "Training Day" this weekend, and think I would put Denzel's rant (at the end, obviously, including use of King Kong metaphor) up near the very top. Off the top of my head:
1. Training Day - Denzel's rant at end
2. Scent of a Woman - Pacino's "speech" at end
3. A Few Good Men - Nicholson
I enjoyed all of the above movies - the rants make them extra good. Are there movies that are not that great, but worth it just to see the rant? Other favs?
1. Training Day - Denzel's rant at end
2. Scent of a Woman - Pacino's "speech" at end
3. A Few Good Men - Nicholson
I enjoyed all of the above movies - the rants make them extra good. Are there movies that are not that great, but worth it just to see the rant? Other favs?
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Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:22 am to K E V 8 4
Steve Martin in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles when he starts dropping all the f-bombs
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:24 am to K E V 8 4
Clark W. Griswold...Christmas Vacation
.............holy shite where's the Tylenol?!?
/thread
.............holy shite where's the Tylenol?!?
/thread
This post was edited on 5/29/14 at 9:25 am
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:25 am to LATECHgradLSUfan
Greg Focker on the airplane in Meet the Parents
This post was edited on 5/29/14 at 9:26 am
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:25 am to K E V 8 4
25th Hour
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:26 am to LATECHgradLSUfan
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/thread
Dammit guys. We can't have a thread anymore, this guy just ended it. frick man I had some good ones. Oh well see you guys later
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:26 am to LATECHgradLSUfan
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Clark W. Griswold...Christmas Vacation
Yup.
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fricking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white arse down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-arse, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shite he is! Hallelujah! Holy shite! Where's the Tylenol?
This post was edited on 5/29/14 at 9:28 am
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:30 am to jchamil
Yes....at the rental counter...good one!
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:34 am to K E V 8 4
BTW, basically the entire dialigue of Clerks could go in this thread.
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:35 am to LATECHgradLSUfan
quote:
Clark W. Griswold...Christmas Vacation
.............holy shite where's the Tylenol?!?
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:35 am to K E V 8 4
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:37 am to K E V 8 4
I think if we're talking rants/monologues, you gotta throw Alec Baldwin in Glengary Glen Ross in there. The guy basically had 10 minutes of screentime and was nominated for an Oscar.
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:39 am to K E V 8 4
The pussies/dicks/assholes rant from Team America: World Police.
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:40 am to CocomoLSU
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Yup.
Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:41 am to TotesMcGotes
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25th Hour
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Yeah, frick you, too. frick me? frick you, frick this whole city and everyone in it. frick the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. frick the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fricking job! frick the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fricking training. SLOW THE frick DOWN! frick the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. frick the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? frick the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fricking came from! frick the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! frick the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe motherfrickers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for frickING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shite? Give me a fricking break! Tyco! Worldcom! frick the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst frickin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dominicans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. frick the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. frick the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! frick the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended 137 years ago. Move the frick on! frick the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! frick the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. frick the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, frick JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in frickin' Otisville, J! frick Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-arse, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your 72 whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish arse! frick Jacob Elinsky, whining malcontent. frick Francis Xavier Slaughtery my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's arse. frick Naturelle Riviera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, fricking bitch. frick my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar sipping on club sodas, selling whisky to firemen, cheering the Bronx bombers. frick this whole city and everyone in it. From the row-houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fricking ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place. [pause] No. No, frick you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all, and you threw it away, you dumb frick!
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:54 am to Green Chili Tiger
"Network". Howard Beale's "I'm Mad as Hell!" tirade.
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:55 am to CocomoLSU
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BTW, basically the entire dialigue of Clerks could go in this thread.
The rant at the end calling out Dante on his bullshite is the best of that movie
Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:06 am to wildtigercat93
Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:09 am to K E V 8 4
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