re: Been watching the Comedy Central Chapelle marathon

Rosie O'Donnell "Now that man I'd hate to fight. Cause she wears underwear with dick-holes in 'em.

N-I-G-*-A-R it's the ****r family!

Kofi Annan, you think I'm going to take orders from an African? You might speak sixteen languages, but you gonna need them when you in Times Square selling fake hats. And I know fake Gucci when I see it, **** I'm rich!

Y'all don't believe me, I got some yellow cake right here. Don't drop that shite! Pray to god, you don't drop that shite.



I'm probably in the minority, but Black bush has been my favorite. shite cracks me up.

...and James. The Nigg** Hatin' Dolphin.

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It could never come back now, not on CC. Chappelle's show could never get away with the shite they did then with today's PC police.

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Yes..yes it could. Very easily.

I'd love to have it/him back, but it's far enough removed (ten years, wow) that I'm good with it just being the lightning-in-a-bottle-good legend that it is.

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Did they show kneehigh park? I don't think I have ever seen that episode on TV.

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It came on yesterday, around like 5:00 IIRC.

"Guess who? The crabs. Your pubes, we'll grab.."




This Grantland article with the Chappelle Show best sketch bracket is so, so great...makes you realize just how many of those skits were top-notch quality kind of awesome.

My personal favorites:

Dave's date: uhm, the craziest thing i ever did sexually, ok, one time i had a three way with these two guys in college and my sorority sisters were cheering me on"
Dave Chappelle: Craziest thing i ever did sexually(pauses), probably having sex with old gang bang here without a rubber. we're fricking done man. this date is over.


Katie Jacobson: You want me to light your cigarette for you too?
Leonard Washington: You better check ya tone girl, put ya inside voice on. 'Fore I put ya arse outside!

"Bitch wears drawers with dick holes in them"

Businessman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson.
Samuel Jackson: [shouts] Good motherfricking choice, motherfricker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fricking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a **** or two! Mmmm-mmm, bitch!
[Jackson walks up to the businessman]
Samuel Jackson: [shouts] How's it taste, motherfricker?
Businessman: Could you please stop yelling at me?
Samuel Jackson: [shouts] No, I can't stop yelling, 'cause that's how I talk! Haven't you seen my movies? "Juice" That was a good one! "Deep Blue Sea" They ate me! A motherfricking shark ate me! Drink up, bitch!

Clayton Bigsby: Let's talk about Chinese people! With their kung-fu and their silly chang-chang-chong talk! We can't understand you! Go back to yer country! White power!

Prosecutor: You know, he's been accused of this before.
Dave Chappelle: So? Some people say the cucumbers taste better pickled.
Prosecutor: What?
Dave Chappelle: Huh?
Prosecutor: What?
Dave Chappelle: Huh?
Prosecutor: So, you don't think Michael Jackson is guilty?
Dave Chappelle: No, man. He made "Thriller".
[pause]
Dave Chappelle: Thriller.
Prosecutor: So you'd let your kids sleep with Michael Jackson?
Dave Chappelle: frick NO!

I Know Black People was golden.

Black Bush is probably most quoted in my friend group. Every scene is hilarious with the different black leaders. Black Tony Blair. Black Jeb Bush.

I could have done without the music segments though.

Black bush is my favorite. I owned the dvd's and use to watch it on repeat during the summer.

The **** tried to kill my father!!

you know we comin to see yall son

M. A. R. S.

Mars, bitches!

I have always loved this show. When you compare it to stuff like Key and Peele it just destroys it in every fashion even though Key and Peele have some funny skits.

I set my DVR to record the marathon so I could fast forward past commercials. :)