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Ask a maester: Where Hodors go for answers (Stolen Valar Morghulis edition)

Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:17 am
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:17 am
Are you a Hodor who has a question about what is going on in the show? Do you want answers without wading through tons of crazy spoilers ruining your watching experience? Then this is your place.

Here, bookreaders will answer your questions without spoiling future show/book events. This should help you to have a better understanding of the backstories around certain characters, their motivations, what happened to that guy?, isn't he dead?, now who's this naked chick?, where'd this butt sex inquisition come from?, ect.

Feel free to post your questions below and I will try to answer them as unspoilery as possible. Valar Morghulis
This post was edited on 5/26/15 at 12:00 pm
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:20 am to
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Valor Morgulis


Congrats on misspelling this
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:21 am to
So this whole thread will just be book-readers striking yoga positions trying to suck their own dicks?
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51618 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:21 am to
This is the exact reason for the middle ground thread
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37247 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:22 am to
Where the hell is Bran?
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:22 am to
how many maesters have had gay sex?
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:24 am to
When will I see Varys again and what does he think of the rise of the religious sect?
Posted by Bamatab
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:26 am to
Why do you hate PsychTiger?
Posted by saintsfan92612
Taiwan
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:26 am to
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When will I see Varys again and what does he think of the rise of the religious sect?


hopefully in episode 10 and he probably enjoys the sect as it severely weakened the Tyrells and Lannisters.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:26 am to
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how many maesters have had gay sex?


4.5 on this board, it's hard to keep hard numbers on other sites. Next question?
Posted by FalseProphet
Mecca
Member since Dec 2011
11706 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:26 am to
Don't we already have a thread for this? Does there really need to be ANOTHER GOT thread on the front page.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:29 am to
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Don't we already have a thread for this?


Yes we do.

quote:

Does there really need to be ANOTHER GOT thread on the front page.


Yes there does. If you read the books you would know this like we do because we're smart.



Next question?
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56259 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:31 am to
You're a genius, man. A. fricking. Genius.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67009 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:32 am to
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Where the hell is Bran?


He's in a cave north of the wall hooked up to a tree. The tree allows him to see pretty much anything that has ever happened in front of a wirewood tree. His mentor (the 3-Eyed Raven) is a guy named Bloodraven, who is a Targ bastard that served the realm as Hand of the King and later as Lord Commander of the Night's Watch. He disappeared 50 years ago before Bran found him.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67009 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:32 am to
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Why do you hate PsychTiger?


I hate everyone.
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:34 am to
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He's in a cave north of the wall hooked up to a tree.


I assume he will be attached to the tree from now on?
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67009 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:34 am to
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When will I see Varys again and what does he think of the rise of the religious sect?


He cares not for the religious. Varys does what Varys does for "the realm". As a Targaryen loyalist, his opinion on the Faith Militant would therefor depend on whether he believes it to be helping or hurting his plans to put Dany on the throne. At this point, the faith is weakening the current regime, which certainly helps, at least in the short term. Long term, they may be a serious issue.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67009 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:35 am to
quote:

I assume he will be attached to the tree from now on?


As far as we know, yes. The show has reached the books on that plot, so any future developments are TBD.
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:36 am to
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67009 posts
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:36 am to
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how many maesters have had gay sex?


How many gay cowboys eat pudding?
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