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Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Kristen Wiig, Amy Schumer...which one would you hit?
Posted on 5/9/15 at 2:05 am
Posted on 5/9/15 at 2:05 am
The wife and I have been binge-watching "Parks and Recreation" this week, and, in a moment those of you who have wives will recognize as 'that moment your blood runs cold', my wife asked me which currently-successful female comedienne-slash-comic actress I found most attractive, listing the four named above (and Melissa McCarthy, who I'm just not going to include because, while overweight women are perfectly capable of being attractive, she just doesn't do it for me.) The more I thought about the question, the more I couldn't decide. The questions, as posed, were "1)Which one would you want to sleep with, and 2) which one would you most want to just hang out with?" What do y'all think about this extremely important issue facing our society today?
(And, fine, you can include Melissa McCarthy if she does it for you. De gustibus non est disputandum . Personally, I'd have replaced her with Sarah Silverman, but I had no intention of suggesting names of my own volition.)
(And, fine, you can include Melissa McCarthy if she does it for you. De gustibus non est disputandum . Personally, I'd have replaced her with Sarah Silverman, but I had no intention of suggesting names of my own volition.)
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Posted on 5/9/15 at 2:21 am to randomways
Wiig
Fey
Schumer
Poehler
edit to adjust rankings in light of new info.
Fey
Schumer
Poehler
edit to adjust rankings in light of new info.
This post was edited on 5/9/15 at 3:08 am
Posted on 5/9/15 at 2:23 am to northshorebamaman
Wiig
Poehler
Fey
Schumer's fat arse
Poehler
Fey
Schumer's fat arse
Posted on 5/9/15 at 2:30 am to randomways
1) Wiig
2) Poehler
2) Poehler
Posted on 5/9/15 at 2:35 am to RonBurgundy
Poehler has never done it for me. I always thought Fey was kind of sexy, until her body was all over Facebook this morning. I'm not attracted to Schumer, she just ended up second by default.
This post was edited on 5/9/15 at 4:14 am
Posted on 5/9/15 at 2:53 am to northshorebamaman
quote:
Poehler has never done it for me. I always thought Fey was kind of sexy, until her body was all over Facebook, this morning. I'm not attracted to Schumer, she just ended up second by default.
You must've missed Schumer's body on the internet this morning
Posted on 5/9/15 at 2:57 am to saintsfan22
Yep. Missed that. Fey is back in #2.
Posted on 5/9/15 at 3:00 am to northshorebamaman
quote:
I'm not attracted to Schumer, she just ended up second by default.
Who amongst us can't remember an occasional Friday night in college where we were saved from going home alone by a fortuitous case of default sexy?
That said, the picture above is marginally horrifying, so perhaps it's best you decided to go a different direction.
Posted on 5/9/15 at 3:05 am to randomways
For some reason I have always had a thing for Kristen Wiig.
1. Wiig
2. Fey
Other 2 IWNHI
1. Wiig
2. Fey
Other 2 IWNHI
Posted on 5/9/15 at 3:09 am to DannyB
yeah she's so hideous, OT
Posted on 5/9/15 at 3:15 am to RonBurgundy
She has very distinctive features. That's always going to lead to different opinions.
Posted on 5/9/15 at 3:38 am to randomways
Fey
Wiig
Poehler annoys me
Wiig
Poehler annoys me
Posted on 5/9/15 at 3:39 am to randomways
Amy Poehler and Tina Fey. The other two can go hang.
Posted on 5/9/15 at 3:46 am to RollTide1987
quote:
The other two can go hang
Couldn't do it?
Posted on 5/9/15 at 3:53 am to randomways
Wiig
Poehler
Fey
Poehler
Fey
Posted on 5/9/15 at 3:57 am to randomways
Sleep with:
Fey
Poehler
Wiig
Hang out with:
Fey/Poehler/Schumer
Fey
Poehler
Wiig
Hang out with:
Fey/Poehler/Schumer
Posted on 5/9/15 at 6:43 am to randomways
I don't watch P&R because I don't like Poehler. Tina Fey (when not dressed as Palin) - meh.
So, Wiig would be my #1, but I really like Schumer's act and personality, so she would probably be runner up.
So, Wiig would be my #1, but I really like Schumer's act and personality, so she would probably be runner up.
Posted on 5/9/15 at 7:07 am to randomways
Poehler's face is just weird - never liked it. I just want to cover it with something . . . anything.
I guess I'd have to say Wiig and Fey. Schumer is not too bad dressed up - I've had my share of bigger ladies, I guess I'd be ok with it, around 2:00am, lit up.
But that's just me.
I guess I'd have to say Wiig and Fey. Schumer is not too bad dressed up - I've had my share of bigger ladies, I guess I'd be ok with it, around 2:00am, lit up.
But that's just me.
This post was edited on 5/9/15 at 7:09 am
Posted on 5/9/15 at 7:28 am to randomways
Bang or hang out with in this order:
Fey
Poehler
Wiig
No shot I'd hang out with or bang Shumer. Not if she was 10ft away and i had my glasses off and had been drinking.
Fey
Poehler
Wiig
No shot I'd hang out with or bang Shumer. Not if she was 10ft away and i had my glasses off and had been drinking.
Posted on 5/9/15 at 7:45 am to randomways
I'd hit all four with reckless abandon.
And after I was done with them, I'd move on to Cecily Strong, Vanessa Bayer, and Aidy Bryant.
Lucky don't discriminate.
And after I was done with them, I'd move on to Cecily Strong, Vanessa Bayer, and Aidy Bryant.
Lucky don't discriminate.
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