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A fat woman walked in to the shoe store today...

Posted on 5/2/16 at 6:27 am
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93685 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 6:27 am
Ah, early morning Married.. With Children reruns. It just never gets old.
Posted by Stud Bud
MS But travel all over the country
Member since Sep 2015
6958 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 6:47 am to
That show was so epic.


Couldn't get away with half that shite he said anymore.

Al "The King" Bundy - 4 TDs in a single game All-City, Polk High.

He didn't give a frick. Just said what was on his mind damnit.
Posted by The Quiet One
Former United States
Member since Oct 2013
11599 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 6:52 am to
Fat Woman in shoe store angry about being ignored by Al...

FW: "Excuse me! But am I invisible?"

Al: "Possibly from Pluto."
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Another fat woman in shoe store angry at Al...

FW: "I've just about had enough of you!:

Al: "I bet you wouldn't say that if I came with fries and a drink."

This post was edited on 5/2/16 at 6:55 am
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93685 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 6:56 am to
One of my favorite lines was when Kelly called bud "Cross dresser B" instead of Grandmaster B.
Posted by The Quiet One
Former United States
Member since Oct 2013
11599 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 6:56 am to
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27702 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 7:08 am to
Way ahead of its time. Use to watch on rabbit ears from my bedroom late at night on fox 29 in lake Charles. I was 7-8 years old and parents never knew. So great

Posted by The Quiet One
Former United States
Member since Oct 2013
11599 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 7:10 am to
How dare you say that to my face!

Well, I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got half a tank of gas!

Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
35628 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 8:45 am to
There's a Married with Children porn parody out there. The guy that plays Al does a pretty good job of impersonating him I thought. Plus, there's a good 69 scene if you guys are interested.

Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16094 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 9:22 am to
quote:

A fat woman walked into the shoe store today. She was so fat, she had three smaller women orbiting around her.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20271 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 9:41 am to
an ugly woman enters the store.
Woman: I need shoes.
Al: Yeah, the Blacksmith's right around the corner.
Posted by peaster68
Mississippi
Member since Dec 2011
6117 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 10:05 am to
Hey honey, did you miss me?

With every bullet so far.

This post was edited on 5/2/16 at 10:06 am
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 10:07 am to
Posted by Al Bundy Bulldog
The Grindfather
Member since Dec 2010
35807 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 10:24 am to


This post was edited on 5/2/16 at 10:26 am
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38533 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 10:31 am to
quote:

Married with Children porn parody out there.


Where would one find this?

Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20271 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 10:48 am to
quote:

Married with Children porn parody out there.

Where would one find this?


I watched it a couple of years ago on the local Charter pay-per-view.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56323 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 10:58 am to
quote:

Al "The King" Bundy - 4 TDs in a single game All-City, Polk High.
I saw Isaac Hilliard score 6 one night against STM. Bundy is a punk.
Posted by HideChaKidz
Member since Oct 2010
7372 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 2:08 pm to


Where the beer gives you gas, but the bundys kick arse.... At the nudie bar.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93685 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 2:16 pm to
Need to try to find a pic of the annual Bundy family Christmas feast at Denny's. Always thought that was funny.
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
25965 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 2:26 pm to
Posted by xxKylexx
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2011
4039 posts
Posted on 5/2/16 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

How dare you say that to my face!

Well, I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got half a tank of gas!


Still to this day one of the best jokes ever in a show. I was dying at 4 something in the morning when I first heard it.
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