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Worst sports question you have ever heard?

Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:49 am
Posted by NewBootGoofin
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Aug 2017
102 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:49 am
Some of my personal favorites include:

- What is the difference between the BCS and the SEC?
- Why do they call it a home run?
- How do you tell when the umpire calls a strike?

Please share
This post was edited on 2/20/18 at 9:54 am
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27430 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:51 am to
Why is the quartback grabbing that big guys taint
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55496 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:52 am to
- What's the difference between the offense and defense that you keep talking about?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171037 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:52 am to
Asking about the physicality of routes.

It's just funny to hear a female talk about routes.
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:53 am to
My man Cam
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21334 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:53 am to
Just to eliminate some sexism I have also heard men ask some pretty ridiculous questions about sports.
Posted by Champs
Geaux Tigers
Member since Feb 2008
11709 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:53 am to
-why is the rant toxic when the Tigers lose a game
-why do bama fans claim everything as a title
Posted by Marlbud
Member since Jun 2017
964 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:54 am to
Girlfriend thought the RB tripped over the yellow line.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32714 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:54 am to
"What are those orange sticks on the side used for?"

And she wasn't completely ignorant bout football either.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55496 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:54 am to
quote:

Just to eliminate some sexism I have also heard men ask some pretty ridiculous questions about sports.



No one has mentioned women.
Posted by Vandyrone
Nashville, TN
Member since Dec 2012
6962 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:55 am to
Overheard at a baseball game a few years ago:

Woman: Why does the guy have to stand on the pillow?
Male friend: What pillow?
Woman: That white pillow that he's standing on.
Posted by Big Lesticles
Hammond
Member since Sep 2015
558 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:55 am to
What is an RBI?
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32714 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:55 am to
quote:

Just to eliminate some sexism I have also heard men ask some pretty ridiculous questions about sports.

True.

Had a college roommate ask if you can just shoot for the basket when inbounding the ball. We tore him apart.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64612 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:56 am to
“Why does the guy on the little hill in the middle keep throwing the ball to that corner instead of at the guy trying to hit it?”

(Pitcher was holding a runner at 1st)
Posted by theCrusher
Slidell
Member since Nov 2007
1133 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:57 am to
GF: Wow how can he be in the NFL and still have time for all the training to be a professional bowler?

Me:What?

Her:They said he was a pro bowler.
This post was edited on 2/21/18 at 7:51 am
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:58 am to
quote:

- How do you tell when the umpire calls a strike?


This ones understandable.
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
6869 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:59 am to
Not really a question, but that chick who went nuts because she saw "kkk" hanging at turner field was pretty ridiculous. The Braves starter had 3 strikeouts...
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:59 am to
Brought my mom to her first hockey game Saturday night. Preds vs. Red Wings.

She asked what the "net thingy was called" that they're shooting at.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 9:59 am to
quote:

GF: Wow how can be be in the NFL and still have time for all the training to be a professional bowler?

Me:What?

Her:They said he was a pro bowler.


Bless her heart.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7811 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 10:02 am to
How do they move the yellow line on the field?

They actually thought the 1st down line was physically on the field
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