Impressive post count indeed
I swear, when I read your initial post, the first thing I thought of was Sportsplex
When we hit indoors, we usually go to there, since we live next to Jesuit and Hockaday. My boy's a Dallas Tiger, which would normally make me say, "Oh, one of those kids!" but his team is actually pretty awesome (defending USSSA-Major National Champions)
When I pitch to him with one of those dog chew toys, I tell him "Knock the cover off this one"