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JJ Watt's "minimalist" log cabin
Posted on 3/9/15 at 2:50 pm
Posted on 3/9/15 at 2:50 pm
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"It's really minimalistic," he said. "There's no frills ... It's just an empty space and a log cabin and snow." You pictured a hovel on the taiga. A lean-to. Wind whistling between the rough-hewn and bark-clad logs. J.J. Watt waking, abundantly and ruggedly bearded, staggering outside in the predawn gloaming with a buffalo hide wrapped around his shoulders, chopping with numbed fingers wood to feed the fire keeping him alive
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That is a photo of J.J. Watt's offseason residence. It is not a photo of a minimalist log cabin.
We can bicker about the "log" part of "log cabin" all you like. This gigantic luxury home with a landscaped garden and circular driveway does, indeed, appear to be clad in a layer of wooden logs. It is not a cabin! It is not even a cottage. It might not even be a lodge! It is a friggin' log chalet. A log manse. A log compound. I've stayed in hotels humbler than that log alpine sex palace. That is a "minimalist" "log cabin" like Times Square is a "rustic" "crossroads."
J.J. Watt says his log manor lacks "frills." Let us look at some of the things J.J. Watt's log villa contains, and decide for ourselves whether they are minimalist amenities common to the rustic cabin experience, or frills.
Posted on 3/9/15 at 2:52 pm to Carson123987
he built an exact replica of his own place. Wow!
Posted on 3/9/15 at 2:52 pm to Carson123987
People can say what they want, and pretend to sympathize with the modern athlete all they want...but once you reach a certain income level you really do lose all perspective...so to him this probably really is slumming it.
Posted on 3/9/15 at 2:52 pm to Carson123987
really digging the #2 Miller Lite rug.
Posted on 3/9/15 at 2:54 pm to LSUsmartass
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but once you reach a certain income level you really do lose all perspective...so to him this probably really is slumming it.
best explanation i could think of
Posted on 3/9/15 at 2:54 pm to Carson123987
Who cares? JJ Watt is awesome.
Posted on 3/9/15 at 2:57 pm to Carson123987
Might as well live as a mountain hermit. I don't see how he does it.
Oh yeah, I forgot. "Work ethic".
Oh yeah, I forgot. "Work ethic".
Posted on 3/9/15 at 2:58 pm to Carson123987
dude gets that NFL money and immediately becomes out of touch with reality.
fricking rich fricks man
they sure do love the smell of their own farts
fricking rich fricks man
they sure do love the smell of their own farts
Posted on 3/9/15 at 2:59 pm to Carson123987
I mean it doesn't seem extremely gaudy. The two TVs is the only thing that really jumps out at me. Also a ton of garage space, but I wouldn't guess that it belonged to a multi-millionaire football player.
Posted on 3/9/15 at 3:00 pm to Carson123987
This is like a week old.
Supposedly the pictures released aren't of his furnishings, they are the pictures from the realtor's website from before he bought it.
Regardless the cabin itself isn't minimalist at all.
Supposedly the pictures released aren't of his furnishings, they are the pictures from the realtor's website from before he bought it.
Regardless the cabin itself isn't minimalist at all.
Posted on 3/9/15 at 3:00 pm to Epic Cajun
I don't see the big deal either.
Posted on 3/9/15 at 3:01 pm to rlebl39
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This is like a week old.
link to the original thread? it's 5 days old and i searched and searched
Posted on 3/9/15 at 3:02 pm to Carson123987
I think I saw it on the OT.
Posted on 3/9/15 at 3:04 pm to Epic Cajun
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The two TVs is the only thing that really jumps out at me. Also a ton of garage space, but I wouldn't guess that it belonged to a multi-millionaire football player.
it has 3 full kitchens
what average person has anything that comes close to that?
This post was edited on 3/9/15 at 3:05 pm
Posted on 3/9/15 at 3:05 pm to Dr RC
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it has 3 kitchens
hot damn
Posted on 3/9/15 at 3:06 pm to Carson123987
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