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Dan Lebatard March Sadness tournament
Posted on 4/7/20 at 12:33 pm
Posted on 4/7/20 at 12:33 pm
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1- Doug Pederson looks like the only guest who swims in the local motel’s roadside pool
16- Colin Cowherd looks like the straw sun hat wearing beach goer, in a natural disaster movie, who mouths the words "oh cra-" and is then wiped away by a freak tsunami.
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2- Brett Gardner looks like the state trooper assigned to protect a college football coach during a game
15- Gregg Williams looks like your divorced uncle who brings a call girl to Thanksgiving
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3- Andy Reid looks like the small town sheriff that falls asleep while watching the prisoners, wakes up briefly to yell out “who’s there?!” to no one in particular, and immediately falls back asleep while the prisoners continue to carefully reach for the jail cell keys dangling from his belt.
14- Danny Ainge looks like a 6 AM tee time
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4- Colin Cowherd looks like the husband playing tennis with his wife in slow motion in a Cialis commercial.
13- Adam Silver looks like the guest bassoonist in the symphony that bows before the crowd just before he sits down to play Tchaikovsky's 4th
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5- Mark Schlereth looks like the guy who, when the waiter asks if he wants a side salad, scoffs and says “that’s the food my food eats” and orders a side of more steak.
12- Field Yates looks like the guy that really wants to get his college a cappella group back together.
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6- Andrew Luck looks like the guy standing silently at the whack-a-mole game after it has ended waiting for one more mole to pop up.
11- Gardner Minshew look like the guy at your local Subway that continuously tries to up sell you on the collectible NASCAR plastic cups that are only $1 more with the purchase of any cold cut combo or $5 footlong
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7- Dave Gettleman looks like he refers to the celery in his Bloody Mary as his "salad" for the day
10- Jake Arrieta looks like the guy who believes that if a dog weighs under 50 pounds, it's a cat, and cats are useless.
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8- Bill Plaschke looks like the over the top local car dealer reminding you that this Labor Day weekend he will be "Plashing" prices on all 2018 models!
9- Jeff Fisher looks like happy hour at Applebee's
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1-Gardner Minshew looks like Tampa’s leading cowboy-themed exotic dancer, Randy Rawhide, who can be booked for events big and small at 1-800-GetRandy
16- Adam Silver looks like a tee’d up golf ball
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2-Gardner Minshew sounds like the 14 seed that’s about to upset Georgetown in the first round of the NCAA tournament
15-Matt Patricia looks like the guy at the restaurant who orders the "Turf n' Turf"
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3-Dana Holgorsen looks like he eats other humans
14-Frank Reich looks like the guy riding a tandem bicycle with his significant other in an erectile dysfunction commercial
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4-Draymond Green looks like the biology student looking up from a microscope and smiling in a university brochure
13-Boomer Esiason looks like the concept art for the Simpsons
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5-Mike Leach looks like an unkempt wizard.
12-Pete Carroll looks like he keeps hugging long after the other person has let go
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6-Booger McFarland looks like the head of security at a run down casino west of the Mississippi
11-Jay Glazer looks like the ringmaster of a traveling, three-ring circus that is two weeks away from bankruptcy
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7-Jackie MacMullan looks like the elementary school librarian, who while reading the kindergarteners a story, licks the tip of her pointer finger before turning each page.
10-Ned Yost looks like the dad on Family Feud who gives the sexually-charged answer that has the audience in laughter and leaves his wife and children embarrassed.
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8-Bruce Pearl looks like he eats a baked potato like a taco.
9-Randy Johnson looks like he has a pool cue case made of snake skin.
all of the minshew ones will be tough outs
This post was edited on 4/7/20 at 12:34 pm
Posted on 4/7/20 at 12:36 pm to BilJ
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4- Colin Cowherd looks like the husband playing tennis with his wife in slow motion in a Cialis commercial.
Posted on 4/7/20 at 12:38 pm to Eat Your Crow
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7-Jackie MacMullan looks like the elementary school librarian, who while reading the kindergarteners a story, licks the tip of her pointer finger before turning each page
Posted on 4/7/20 at 12:39 pm to WestCoastAg
Weaker year than normal but still some good ones
Posted on 4/7/20 at 12:41 pm to BilJ
Lotta shitty ones. Wonder how many they stole from Twitter this year
Posted on 4/7/20 at 12:42 pm to BilJ
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3-Dana Holgorsen looks like he eats other humans
I’m cackling
Posted on 4/7/20 at 12:46 pm to WestCoastAg
full bracket isn't out yet...but some are meh. Randy Rawhide is gold though
This post was edited on 4/7/20 at 12:47 pm
Posted on 4/7/20 at 12:47 pm to MF Doom
don't they freely admit many come from twitter and their reddit?
Posted on 4/7/20 at 12:48 pm to BilJ
Yes. And fan submitions. They dont create their own and they never act like they do and the openly tell you where they get them from
This post was edited on 4/7/20 at 12:48 pm
Posted on 4/7/20 at 12:49 pm to WestCoastAg
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Jay Glazer looks like the ringmaster of a traveling, three-ring circus that is two weeks away from bankruptcy
Posted on 4/7/20 at 12:51 pm to BilJ
The Adam Silver ones are good too. Silver looks like every photo of him was taken ina funhouse mirror.
Posted on 4/7/20 at 1:04 pm to Rep520
My Jerry Jones one won the NIT tournament a couple of years ago. I felt bad because it wasn’t as good as most of the others.
Posted on 4/7/20 at 1:28 pm to GingerMerkin
You're not even going to tell us what it was?
Posted on 4/7/20 at 1:33 pm to BilJ
I absolutely HATE Lebatard, but these are pretty funny.
Posted on 4/7/20 at 1:34 pm to BilJ
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1-Gardner Minshew looks like Tampa’s leading cowboy-themed exotic dancer, Randy Rawhide, who can be booked for events big and small at 1-800-GetRandy
This is outstanding
Posted on 4/7/20 at 1:41 pm to VADawg
One of my favorites..
Jay Glazer looks like he's being squeezed from the bottom up.
Jay Glazer looks like he's being squeezed from the bottom up.
Posted on 4/7/20 at 1:45 pm to BilJ
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9-Randy Johnson looks like he has a pool cue case made of snake skin.
This is my favorite one.
Posted on 4/7/20 at 1:48 pm to BilJ
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12-Pete Carroll looks like he keeps hugging long after the other person has let go
Accurate
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