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Posted on 2/3/17 at 8:35 am
Posted by Tarik One
Member since May 2016
2094 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 8:35 am
Larry Merchant: "I wish I was 50 years younger and I would kick your arse"

Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
110888 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 8:38 am to
Barkley:

quote:

To a judge asking if he had any regrets after he threw a man out of a window during a bar fight:

Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.
Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 8:41 am to
John McKay: "Well we didnt block well today, but we made up for it by not tackling."
Posted by MegaTiger3
League City, TX
Member since Jan 2014
2141 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 8:45 am to
"I can go right, I can go left, I'm amphibious" The Great Charles Shackleford
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142023 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 8:46 am to
quote:

John McKay
He'll be well represented here I'm sure

REPORTER: What about the team's execution?

J.M.: I'm all for it.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123632 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 8:47 am to
quote:

"I'm tired of biting my tongue,"
"There's a new sheriff in town."



-LeBron James
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142023 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 8:48 am to
In the '60s Don Hoak was managing a minor league team about to play in the Minor League World Series. Just before the big game he entered the clubhouse and addressed his team.

He raised his arm, holding his thumb and forefinger about a quarter of an inch apart.

"Boys", he said, "I just want to remind you -- you're only this far away from major league pussy."
Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 8:50 am to
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142023 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 8:51 am to
"I managed good, but boy did they play bad" -- San Jose Bees manager Rocky Bridges

Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 8:53 am to
Cant Wait
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
36311 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 8:53 am to
Leroy Hoard:

"If you need one yard, I'll get you three. If you need five yards, I'll get you three."
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30131 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 8:56 am to
"Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?"

- Jerome Brown
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
139847 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 8:56 am to
Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win-- Doug Collins

I owe a lot to my parents especially my mother and father-- Greg Norman
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142023 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 9:01 am to
"Right now I'm playing at 52% of my potential" -- Shaq while at LSU

Don't know his formula for arriving at 52%
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
139847 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 9:02 am to
Didn't Shaq have a quote about calling the Parthenon a club or something?
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27305 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 9:11 am to
Posted by jembeurt
Raceland
Member since Apr 2008
8805 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 9:17 am to
How could we have gotten this far down the page before a Yogi quote?!?!

"When you come to the fork in the road, take it."

"It ain't over till it's over."

"It gets late early out here."

Yogi-isms
Posted by BenDover
Member since Jul 2010
5424 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 9:28 am to
pretty much anything John McKay ever said could go in this thread

Steve spurrier had some great ones too. When referring to a fire at Auburns library that destroyed 20 books, steves response: "the real tragedy is that 15 hadn't been colored yet"
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15402 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 9:39 am to
"I get up at 5 a.m. every morning no matter what time it is."
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67111 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 9:43 am to
"Starkville is an old Indian word for 'trailer park'."
"A tornado recently swept through there (Starkville) and did around $1 million of improvements."

Skip Bertman
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