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Aaron Rodgers is going on a "darkness retreat"

Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:27 pm
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115896 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:27 pm
cue the jokes...

quote:

Aaron Rodgers says on
@PatMcAfeeShow
that he's going on an "darkness retreat" in a couple weeks. It's 4 days, complete darkness, just himself, in a little house.

"I've had a number of friends who've done it and they had profound experiences."

He expects a decision after that.



quote:

Rodgers says there are two slots where food is dropped in.

If someone can't handle the four days, they're allowed to leave.

No music. No one else inside. Just you in the darkness and your thoughts.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145168 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:29 pm to
Why is he so weird
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:29 pm to
This sounds like the spiritual journey Kayce Dutton went on in Yellowstone
Posted by TexasTiger33
Member since Feb 2022
13364 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

Darkness Retreat


quote:

Two slots where food is dropped in


You mean jail?
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71622 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:31 pm to
Can you read books? If so, it doesn't seem like that big a deal.
Posted by rondo
Worst. Poster. Evar.
Member since Jan 2004
77411 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:33 pm to
Can you read books in darkness?
Posted by WB504
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
5873 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:35 pm to
Lol, so he’s going into solitary confinement
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71622 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:36 pm to
"A little house" has natural light. Or is it an outhouse?
This post was edited on 2/7/23 at 3:37 pm
Posted by rondo
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Member since Jan 2004
77411 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:37 pm to
It's 4 days, complete darkness, just himself, in a little house.
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
5619 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:37 pm to
Even if this is a great concept it sounds like got scammed.
quote:

all by yourself,
you're allowed to leave

It doesn't seem to add anything extra at all versus buying your own cabin in the woods for a few thousand easy and spending a few days there.
But he paid some New Age yahoo half a million to go on a retreat
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48777 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:38 pm to
this motherfricker
Posted by Kansas City King
Columbia, MO
Member since Oct 2020
2303 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:39 pm to
His passing touchdowns stats went on a darkness retreat already
This post was edited on 2/7/23 at 3:40 pm
Posted by Enzos Tiny Pito
Member since Oct 2019
1852 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:39 pm to
This guy is hilarious

All time unintentional troll

Lebron should take notes
This post was edited on 2/7/23 at 3:40 pm
Posted by _Hurricane_
Somewhere
Member since Feb 2016
4456 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:40 pm to
Ya know, people can shite on him all they want but at least AR is true to himself. He doesn’t do this kind of outlandish shite for attention, dude is just actually on a different wavelength it seems. Good for him I guess.
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21319 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:41 pm to
Wtf does that do to your eyes?

Also is it just a barren room? How does he use the bathroom? How does he not trip over god knows what?

I have so many logistical questions.
Posted by saintsfan1977
West Monroe, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
7709 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

Why is he so weird


He smokes the devils lettuce.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
110877 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:46 pm to
quote:

This sounds like the spiritual journey Kayce Dutton went on in Yellowstone

Posted by NolaLovingClemsonFan
Member since Jan 2020
1715 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:49 pm to
If I had an insane amount of money and crazy long breaks from work, I’d do all of this shite personally. I don’t because I actually have time and budget demands, but if I didn’t, hell yea I’d try all of this shite

But maybe I’m just a weirdo too
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
5619 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:49 pm to
My parents had a beach house built into a hill. Sealed doors at the top and bottom of the basement stairs. Huge basement with 4 bunkbeds and a ping pong table. Absolute pitch darkness. Literally could not see your hand waving in front of your face. Epic hide n seek games. My cousin said one time you could "see" better if you closed your eyes and it seemed to make sense. Somehow it seemed like you could make out the shape of the beds with you eyes closed. I usually slept late and doors opened lights turned on by the time I awoke. One time I woke up early forgot I was at the beach and freaked out thinking I was blind.
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71622 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

How does he use the bathroom?

Was just watching a video of his witch ex-girlfriend? Blu talking about doing this and her period starting on day 2. Seems like she just bled all over the place and it was very special for her.
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