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re: 98% of WNBA players are gay

Posted on 2/22/17 at 12:02 pm to
Posted by gumbeaux
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Posted on 2/22/17 at 12:02 pm to
So what percent of gay players are in women's college basketball?
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
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Posted on 2/22/17 at 12:06 pm to
Fake stats.

I could believe 50-65%.
Posted by devils1854
Franklin
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 2/22/17 at 12:11 pm to
I was going with South Park

quote:

Allyson: Janet, I'm really sorry. It's just that at the gym you said you didn't like being with men, so I thought you were a-
Janet: I don't like being with men! They're perverted selfish pigs!
Allyson: Have you... never even... thought... of being... with another woman?
Janet: Oho goodness no! Of course I haven't. I mean... really I don't even understand how two women can make love. I mean un, unless they just kinda [demonstrates with her fingers] scissor or something.
Allyson: There are a lot of ways to make love, Janet.
Janet: I guess I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little ...titillated.
Allyson: Could I... maybe kiss you? [gets close, but Janet turns and walks away]
Janet: Oh, this is wrong! You're another woman; it doesn't make sense!
Allyson: Is it wrong, Janet? Let your inhibitions go. Let's just have fun tonight. [they hold hands] No commitments. [Allyson lets go] Just fun. [she grabs her hand and they close in for the kiss]
[Janet's bedroom, later. Janet and Allyson are going at it in bed.]
Janet: Oh yeah, scissor! Yeah, scissor me Allyson!
Allyson: Janet, you're crazy!
Janet: Oh, this is hot scissoring! Ohh! Scissor me timbers!
Posted by Roger Klarvin
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Posted on 2/22/17 at 12:55 pm to
Unless she's willing to argue that the vast majority of married WNBA players are faking it, this is objectively false on that basis alone.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 1:58 pm to
1854

Lips. Tongues.

Fingers.

hands

Noses

Rubberized plastic d###s.

Clothespins

Hair brush

Feather.

Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
22773 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

So what percent of gay players are in women's college basketball?


I would say college is about 40-50%, maybe higher. I dated a basketball player in college and knew the whole team. There was definitely cliques on the team... Usually straight vs gay.

Most of the straight girls hated the lesbians because they were mean, bullying and played like dudes...rough, aggressive, shite talking.

Now this was a small D2 school with a rather clean cut good looking squad which is pretty unusual.

As for powerhouses like UCONN I bet the number is higher. I could easily see the WNBA being 80+% percent though. One, the butch dykes can play basketball real good like and two, the culture of the league being so dominant drives may force the straight girls out of the sport entirely or to a different country where the bitch lesbians culture isn't so overwhelming.

This post was edited on 2/22/17 at 2:01 pm
Posted by MontyFranklyn
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Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:08 pm to
quote:

Judging by my community college, I would expect the same for softball players.
My wife played softball in college and swears she has never done anything with a girl other than shower, but her porn search history says otherwise.
Posted by WestCoastAg
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Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:09 pm to
Pics?
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
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Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

Pics?

Pics while still in shape with softball body are legit(left field). Pics post baby, being married and not caring so much anymore are.............
Posted by Fat Bastard
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Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

I would love to be the meat in the sandwich of her and her fiance:


her dick is prolly bigger than yours peckerhead.
Posted by Fat Bastard
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Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:35 pm to
quote:

Judging by my community college,


small sample size. one team? really?

quote:

I would expect the same for softball players.




WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG. the vast majority of softballers are straight as a tack. You really are dumb.
Posted by devils1854
Franklin
Member since Aug 2014
6349 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 3:05 pm to
I was a graduate assistant for a D1 baseball school, and knew a lot of the girls on the softball team, and it was probably 50/50 there.

Posted by Fat Bastard
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Posted on 2/22/17 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

and knew a lot of the girls on the softball team,


really? I've coached softball for years. I have went to camps for years. I have interacted with college coaches for years for recruiting and watched those teams for years. some lesbos? sure. of course. But even 50/50 is laughable if you think that is the norm on all teams. Maybe your team? 7 or 8 out of 15 or 16 lesbo? Show me the 50% right now at ULL or LSu or Nicholls or LC or Centenary that are lesbo. I know girls on every one of those teams, some i coached, and some played on or against my girls high school or travel teams in regular season or tournaments/round robins.
This post was edited on 2/22/17 at 3:22 pm
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112329 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 3:26 pm to
All the ones I've met/talked to that played HS/college ball said there was like the real lesbos, then a lot of lipstick part time "one time at band camp" types that would fool around during trips and camps

Don't think it was some majority tho.
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
22773 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 3:27 pm to
Softball chicks are easy to distinguish...

Bow in hair = straight

No bow = lesbo
Posted by MontyFranklyn
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Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 2/22/17 at 4:27 pm to
quote:


really? I've coached softball for years. I have went to camps for years. I have interacted with college coaches for years for recruiting and watched those teams for years. some lesbos? sure. of course. But even 50/50 is laughable if you think that is the norm on all teams. Maybe your team? 7 or 8 out of 15 or 16 lesbo? Show me the 50% right now at ULL or LSu or Nicholls or LC or Centenary that are lesbo. I know girls on every one of those teams, some i coached, and some played on or against my girls high school or travel teams in regular season or tournaments/round robins.
A lot of these chicks aren't straight up gay, but strongly bi.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:01 pm to
quote:

lot of these chicks aren't straight up gay, but strongly bi.


Support.
Posted by ecb
Member since Jul 2010
9343 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:31 pm to
She sounds like a whiny kind of bitch? So maybe it's legit?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:32 pm to
Wow, shocked there's 2% straight women, that's far more than most thought I'm sure.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:39 pm to
It's probably closer to 40-50%, at least from where I played through high school and worked in an AD in college in a decently liberal area.

Now would I be surprised if she dealt with really aggressive, off-putting lesbians in the WNBA? Not at all. There's nothing worse than a super masculine lesbian who has built her identity on being the best at a sport because of her masculinity and her being threatened by a straight girl/lipstick lesbian that is better than her.
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