"If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?"
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."
"I have an inferiority complex. But it's not a very good one."
"I put instant coffee in a microwave oven. I went back in time."
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