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Zack Hess names his pitches

Posted on 6/22/17 at 2:16 pm
Posted by tadelatt
Buga Nation
Member since Jan 2010
12255 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 2:16 pm
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This kid could be something special over the next two years and I wanted to share this article I just read.

He must love Major League because not only did he cut his hair to look like Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn, he also has a name for his fastball...

The Terminator

quote:

"He was throwing his 'Terminator' (also from the movie) tonight," said winning pitcher Jared Poche, who was relieved by Hess in the ninth. "I don't know if you saw his new haircut that he got, the 'Wild Thing.' That's what it's called. I think he hit 100 tonight. So, dude, you see 84 from the left side from me, and the next thing he comes in at 97 from the right side - that's hard for hitters. He's a big part of why we're here today."
Posted by gar90
Member since Sep 2009
6037 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 2:17 pm to
"if you get a piece of it, you can rename it"
Posted by therick711
South
Member since Jan 2008
25122 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 2:20 pm to
Parkman: I'll call that one the masturbator.
Posted by cayenne
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2007
129 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 2:45 pm to
You have to be psycho to walk Beck to get to Parkman
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19424 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 2:45 pm to
he used to call that pitch the terminator, I think now it's been renamed to the see ya later
This post was edited on 6/22/17 at 2:46 pm
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
16663 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 2:46 pm to
"You're standing on the tracks and the train is coming through. Butthead."
Posted by lsuroadie
South LA
Member since Oct 2007
8398 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

over the next two years


ummmmmm
Posted by beauchristopher
new orleans
Member since Jan 2008
65957 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 3:23 pm to
That was major league 2

Both are so freaking great

"Unless that's Shaquille O'Neal in left field.. That ball's outta here!"
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14815 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 3:32 pm to
"So, Hiroshi "Kamikaze" Tanaka, recently of the Tokyo Giants, knocks himself cold for the second time this week. Maybe in Japan, that's actually better than catching the ball. Personally, I think he's just trying to get out of the lineup."
Posted by therick711
South
Member since Jan 2008
25122 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 6:07 pm to
"I'll throw it, you just make sure you catch it."

"I will, if it ever gets to me."
Posted by kjanchild
Member since Jan 2005
3958 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 7:37 pm to
"Blow this chump away"
Posted by hhstigerdad
St. Charles Parish
Member since Oct 2003
379 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 7:52 pm to
"I just got one thing to say to you....STRIKE THIS MOTHER F_€KER OUT!"
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34682 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 8:01 pm to
"Throw the heater, Rickey"
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

"Give em the heater, Rickey"


FIFY
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
6724 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 8:11 pm to
You sayin Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm
*wears khakis
Member since Jun 2012
11911 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 8:15 pm to
He'll need a rocket up his arse to catch that one. That baby's out of here.
Posted by kjanchild
Member since Jan 2005
3958 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 8:22 pm to
"Forget about the curveball Ricky, give 'em the heater!"
Posted by SoulGlo
Shinin' Through
Member since Dec 2011
17248 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 8:36 pm to
The curve is called the "knockerupper."
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
Back Home now
Member since Sep 2006
61108 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 8:48 pm to
"Alright, Vaughn. They tell us you’re a pitcher; you’re sure not much of a dresser. We wear caps and sleeves at this level, son! Understood?”
Posted by crankbait
Member since Feb 2008
11623 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 8:55 pm to
this is the best thread on the rant


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