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You stay classy Texas fans
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:01 pm
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:01 pm
I've been perusing the kool-aid fest that is the TU board, and I just thought I'd share a few gems from the fanbase who preaches class like it's their religion. I think they should start practicing what they preach. The amount of hate, ignorance, and vitriol they spew is astounding. Oh, and by the way, these all come from only about 4 threads.
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most of us actually have salaried or professional jobs, and we can't just pick up and go to Omaha for a week. most of your fans are unemployed, on welfare, or work hourly jobs in the fast food industry, where nobody gives a shite if they drive up to Omaha for the CWS. plus, y'all have a built in advantage. y'all live in houses on wheels. it's much easier for y'all to just drive your mobile homes to Nebraska.
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It is apparent that spending a week or so in the Superdome has a lasting impact
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Isn't looting considered a sport in LA?
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People from Texas have jobs, so it can be hard to travel mid-week. The coonasses don't have this same limitation.
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Anyone from the states of Louisiana, Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, or Florida who actually believes their culture is superior to anyone else's has clearly never left the south.
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I thought inbreads stayed together.
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Outside out of LSU's baseball dominance in the steroid era and your recent success under fricktard Miles/Saban's coattails, other than being in the SEC, just how much success has LSU had?
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And further more, what you're saying is that your junior college quality university can only focus on one sport at a time?
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frick LSU
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frick LSU and the whole shite-hole state of Louisiana.
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frick LSU and frick Louisiana.
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I always like to leave the country to go to crazy places like Lousiana and Mexico, where the world is your urinal and the 'simple things' that make the United States so awesome are missing to remind you of how good you have it.
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assuming an unquestionable sweep and then calling Texas fans arrogant is on a level of retardation befitting your state's reputation
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LSU? frick your school.
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Surprised the electricity is on this late down in the bayou. Must have the hamsters working overtime.
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Look, your state is a shithole swamp filled with drunken alligator-wrestling hillbillies and voodoo queens. You can barely pave your roads, much less educate your kids. Louisiana has good food and good jazz, and that is it. If we ranked all the states in order from awesome to terrible, any reasonable person puts Texas in the top five and Louisiana in the bottom five. So, yeah, we do think Texas is better than Louisiana. So does everyone else.
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I can't wait till Horns whip y'alls dumb asses. Stick to what you Louisiana trash know best, gumbo and flashing tits.
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Texans have pride in their state, Louisianians have ... what? What the frick is there to have pride in if you live in that POS state?
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frick LSU. frick LSU fans.
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Baton Rouge is a complete shithole. Absolutely no redeeming value to that city.
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So, in conclusion, frick LSU.
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frick LSU... frick that nasty arse backwards state they call Lousyana... frick Pete Marinara sauce... they're nothing but racist, toothless, brainless pig frickers...
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Hurricanes - 100 Lousyana - 0 , wipe em off the planet
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Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:03 pm to Rickety Cricket
I've always thought that state sucked. They just reinforced my opinion.
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:04 pm to Rickety Cricket
Wow, that's pathetic.
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:04 pm to Rickety Cricket
meh, just mention Charles Whitman and that'll get em rattled.
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:05 pm to Rickety Cricket
sounds like a pissed off 8 year old foul mouthed girl....
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:05 pm to TheDoc
sounds like an lsu board
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:05 pm to I-59 Tiger
My favorite was frick pete marinara sauce.
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:06 pm to I-59 Tiger
wow now i hate texas more. i would like to see their record against hurricanes 
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:07 pm to TigerPhan27
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sounds like an lsu board
LSU fans don't march around touting their "class" as a badge of honor, either.
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:08 pm to geauxtigers2
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My favorite was frick pete marinara sauce.
Talking about Maravich or the baseball coach?
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:12 pm to I-59 Tiger
I wonder if any of these "classy" folks have ever driven across their own state. I have driven from LA to Cali and back numerous times, and I can tell you going that i can't wait to be past El Paso, and on the way back El Paso is where the mind-numbing same-looking landscape sets in for about 1,000 miles. When the desert is considered an improvement, well...
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:13 pm to Fewer Kilometers
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People from Texas have jobs, so it can be hard to travel mid-week. The coonasses don't have this same limitation.
Yea like only one river in that whole fricking state that anybody knows. Let me tell ya that brings a lot of jobs and industry. They think shiftwork at six flags is a full time job. IF THEY COULD POLICE THEIR SHITTY STATE WE WOULDN'T NEED 14,000 PEOPLE ON PAYROLL PATROLING THE BORDER!! frick Texas.
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:13 pm to Rickety Cricket
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:14 pm to Fewer Kilometers
Sports knowledge outside Austin does not exist with that fanbase, so who really knows what the hell they are talking about.
PS, Poster boy for the steroids era is undoubtedly Roger Clemons, proud participant of what baseball program again? Not only a cheat but a liar as well.
Claim to fame is an arse whipping by a bunch of rock toting Mexicans. And the only reason it was as close as it was is because the rest of the south tried to save their sorry asses.
And do we really want to talk hurricanes, I seem to remember a couple of storms running their folks into the empty wasteland that IS Texas on more than one occasion.
PS, Poster boy for the steroids era is undoubtedly Roger Clemons, proud participant of what baseball program again? Not only a cheat but a liar as well.
Claim to fame is an arse whipping by a bunch of rock toting Mexicans. And the only reason it was as close as it was is because the rest of the south tried to save their sorry asses.
And do we really want to talk hurricanes, I seem to remember a couple of storms running their folks into the empty wasteland that IS Texas on more than one occasion.
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:15 pm to Run DMC
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Yea like only one river in that whole fricking state that anybody knows. Let me tell ya that brings a lot of jobs and industry. They think shiftwork at six flags is a full time job. IF THEY COULD POLICE THEIR SHITTY STATE WE WOULDN'T NEED 14,000 PEOPLE ON PAYROLL PATROLING THE BORDER!! frick Texas
+ 135234534 also if no one in louisiana has a "real job" how the hell can they afford a trip to nebraska???
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:16 pm to Sandberg
Texas has one redeeming city, Austin.
Houston and Dallas are nothing but what Wal Mart would be if it was a city. Devoid of culture or roots, simply looking for the next 19.57 deal.
Houston and Dallas are nothing but what Wal Mart would be if it was a city. Devoid of culture or roots, simply looking for the next 19.57 deal.
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:16 pm to BMG
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Hurricanes - 100 Lousyana - 0 , wipe em off the planet
I thought it was Hurricanes-3 Lousyana State-40???
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:17 pm to Rickety Cricket
This disappoints me. I moved to Texas in 1988 and love it here. Most UT fans are pretty decent folks. Texas is a great state and a good place to live. It saddens me to see those comments made. POS in my book.
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:17 pm to The Egg
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meh, just mention Charles Whitman and that'll get em rattled.
Nice one Egg.
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:17 pm to tigerfoot
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Texas has one redeeming city, Austin.
Houston and Dallas are nothing but what Wal Mart would be if it was a city. Devoid of culture or roots, simply looking for the next 19.57 deal.
+10000
Fantastic analogy.
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