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Who would you pick based off of these blind resumes? (ETA: coaches revealed)

Posted on 11/29/16 at 8:51 pm
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Posted on 11/29/16 at 8:51 pm
I posted this on the coaching changes board, but figured some may want to play over here.


All of the following coaches were hired as head coaches of Power 5 schools.

*Records shown represent each coaches final two years at their previous job*


Coach A:
- Overall Record: 23-3 (non P5 school)
- Conference Record: 13-1
- Bowl Record: 0-1
*left school before final bowl*


Coach B:
- Overall Record: 11-12 (non P5 school)
- Conference Record: 6-8
- Bowl Record: 0-0
*left school before final bowl*


Coach C:
- Overall Record: 23-3 (non P5 school)
- Conference Record: 12-3
- Bowl Record: 2-0


Coach D:
- Overall Record: 19-6 (non P5 school)
- Conference Record: 10-4
- Bowl Record:1-0
*left school before final bowl*


Coach E
- Most of career as position coach
- Promoted to interim coach after top 10 team begins season with .500 record
- Hired as full time head coach after team finished season 4-2





Answers below!!











Coach A:
2008-2009 Brian Kelly (Cincinnati)
Hired by Notre Dame, 59-31 record


Coach B:
2005-2006 Mark Dantonio (Cincinnati)
Hired by Michigan State, 108-59 record


Coach C:
2012-2013 Charlie Strong (Louisville)
Hired by Texas, 16-21 record


Coach D:
2011-2012 Butch Jones (Cincinnati)
Hired by Tennessee, 29-21 record


Coach E:
2008 Dabo Swinney
Hired by Clemson, 86-28 record


Let's give Coach O a chance...
This post was edited on 11/29/16 at 9:35 pm
Posted by Tiny Rick
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Posted on 11/29/16 at 8:53 pm to
Deal With It

Posted by INFIDEL
The couch
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Posted on 11/29/16 at 8:53 pm to
But which one talks like us?!?
Posted by joeytiger
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Posted on 11/29/16 at 8:54 pm to
A and C seem like a good choice, but coach E seems to have huge upside. Toss up IMO.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:04 pm to
quote:

A and C seem like a good choice

You've just hired Brian Kelly or Charlie Strong, while passing up Dabo Swinney and Mark Dantonio
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:19 pm to
This game isn't very popular :(
Posted by geaux.home
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Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:20 pm to
I love how early the answers were provided. Only one poor guy answered and got shat on with those choices lol
Posted by WaterLink
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Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:22 pm to
Cincinnati always getting poached lol
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:26 pm to
I was afraid the thread would get whacked bc it appeared as though I was referring to Coach O so I went ahead and posted the answers.

There are more responses in the Coaching Changes thread.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:28 pm to
quote:

Cincinnati always getting poached lol

Every time a coach starts winning someone steals him away
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24271 posts
Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:28 pm to
Interesting info
Posted by KamaCausey_LSU
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:30 pm to
So what you're saying is to never hire a coach from Cincinnati.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

So what you're saying is to never hire a coach from Cincinnati.

Seems to be a wise decision haha, unless you can find the Dantonio hidden in the Butches



(yes, that was a play on bushes)
Posted by BIWO
Member since Dec 2015
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Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:35 pm to
I would have said C is Tom Herman and E is Ed Orgeron. (With a few games off on the record) Man, would I have been off.
Posted by Choupique19
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Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

Let's give Coach O a chance...




You keep forgetting that Ole Miss did give O a chance.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

and E is Ed Orgeron.

I was hoping the description + Coach "E" would lead people to think Ed

I had a feeling most people would think either Kelly or Strong was Tom Herman
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:39 pm to
quote:

You keep forgetting that Ole Miss did give O a chance.

Ten years makes a big difference.

Dantonio is a pretty solid example of that.

He was crap at Cincy ten years ago and is now one of the best coaches in America.
Posted by Walnut
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Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:43 pm to
Strong is a better coach than his time at Texas would indicate and the game is a little bit loaded considering E is the jackpot but formatted differently from the other four
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

game is a little bit loaded considering E is the jackpot but formatted differently from the other four

never claimed the game to be fair!
Posted by c on z
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Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 11/29/16 at 9:48 pm to
quote:

Deal With It


Will kindly deal with the lulz that will be LSU football going forward.
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