re: What's your best Roll Tide Joke?

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Why hasn't this fricking idiot been banned yet? He's seriously been flaming all day.

A few months ago I said one thing that could even remotely be construed as flame-worthy on a women's fricking softball thread and I got banned, but the admins are letting this jackass run amok.

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+1

Rammer Jammer, Yeller Hammer--

Drink RIGHT HERE, Alabammer!!!

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First time I've heard that one

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Where I'm from people tell it about a nearby town called Gheens, I thought it fit Bammers better.

GeauxSaban-- You are a regular martyr-- a real St Sebastian, blowing your gas on a board and thread that is entirely inappropriate for the title of the thread. Outside of Alabama, your Harvey Updyke, Finebaumean sucking sacks of ectoplasm, people of your ilk are contaradistinguished as "douches."

A fellow from out of town walks into the local bar in a small town in Alabama. When he walks in, everyone shuts up, stares, checking him out, etc. Bartender asks, "can I help ya", guy says "how bout a cold beer". Bartender and all patrons never taking their eyes off him, bartender asks " u not from around here are ya" and he replies "no, i'm not". Bartender says "where ya from boy" and he says "South Louisiana". Bartender then asks him what he does and he says "I'm a taxidermist" and bartender says "what is that"? Louisiana fellow says " well, I mount animals" and bartender lets out a sigh and says " it's ok boys, he is one of us"