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What is your favorite Alabama joke?
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:35 pm
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:35 pm
Apparently murders in Alabama are almost impossible to solve. No dental records and all the DNA evidence is identical.
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Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:37 pm to Born in BR
Why do birds fly upside down over Alabama? There is nothing there worth shitting on.
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:38 pm to Ethan Martin
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:40 pm to Born in BR
What do you call virgins from Alabama?
Girls who can run faster than their brothers.
Girls who can run faster than their brothers.
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:41 pm to GeauxLSUGeaux
How many Bama fans does it take to change a light bulb?
They dont change it, they just talk about how good the old
one was.
What does Bama fan and a maggot have in common?
They can both live off of a dead bear for 30 years
They dont change it, they just talk about how good the old
one was.
What does Bama fan and a maggot have in common?
They can both live off of a dead bear for 30 years
This post was edited on 11/6/15 at 1:43 pm
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:46 pm to Born in BR
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:48 pm to Born in BR
Not really a joke.
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:48 pm to Bosethus68
Little kid get on his school bus in Alabama wearing his LSU shirt. Bus driver looks at him and says, "Why do you like LSU?" Kid reply's "Well my daddy is an LSU fan and my mommy is an LSU fan, so Im an LSU fan!" Bus driver looks at him a second and says "Well what if your daddy was an idiot and your mommy was a moron? What would you be then?" With no hesitation the kid states "A Bama fan"
This post was edited on 11/6/15 at 2:57 pm
Posted on 11/6/15 at 2:03 pm to Born in BR
"What is the capital of Alabama?"
"Mississippi"
"Mississippi"
Posted on 11/6/15 at 2:39 pm to JohnZeroQ
Posted on 11/6/15 at 2:41 pm to Born in BR
How do you circumcise a dude from Alabama?
Kick his sister in the mouth.
Kick his sister in the mouth.
Posted on 11/6/15 at 2:42 pm to Born in BR
Knock-Knock. Who's there? Harvey. Harvey Who?
Posted on 11/6/15 at 2:42 pm to Bosethus68
quote:
What does Bama fan and a maggot have in common?
They can both live off of a dead bear for 30 years
Posted on 11/6/15 at 2:48 pm to Brageous
What are the four best years of a Tide fans life?
Third grade.
Q. Did you hear that in Alabama the governors mansion burned down?
A. Yeah, almost took out the whole trailer park.
Whats the difference between a bucket of shite and an Alabama fan?
The bucket.
Alabama fan and Auburn fan driving down the road. Auburn fan spots a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. He stops the car, jumps out and sticks his dick in the sheeps mouth....he finishes and declares 'your turn'
Bama fan jumps out and sticks his head in the fence.
Third grade.
Q. Did you hear that in Alabama the governors mansion burned down?
A. Yeah, almost took out the whole trailer park.
Whats the difference between a bucket of shite and an Alabama fan?
The bucket.
Alabama fan and Auburn fan driving down the road. Auburn fan spots a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. He stops the car, jumps out and sticks his dick in the sheeps mouth....he finishes and declares 'your turn'
Bama fan jumps out and sticks his head in the fence.
Posted on 11/6/15 at 2:50 pm to tigerfoot
Why couldn't Jesus be born in Alabama?
Couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
Couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
Posted on 11/6/15 at 2:59 pm to Born in BR
Know what else bleeds crimson?
PU$$IES
PU$$IES
Posted on 11/7/15 at 11:30 am to Born in BR
Nick Saban is only dressing 20 players for the game today.
The rest have to dress themselves.
The rest have to dress themselves.
Posted on 11/7/15 at 11:36 am to Karnac
Anything to do with, trailer parks, bad teeth, incest and Teabaggin is good with me.
Posted on 11/7/15 at 11:40 am to Born in BR
With all due credit to Robin Williams...
What is the difference between an Alabama divorce and a tornado?
Nothing. Either way, someone is losing a trailer.
What is the difference between an Alabama divorce and a tornado?
Nothing. Either way, someone is losing a trailer.
Posted on 11/7/15 at 11:55 am to Born in BR
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