re: Spinoff: What's the worst thing you've ever done to an Auburn fan??

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What's the worst thing you've ever done to an Auburn fan??

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Dated one for about 4 years...

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i drove up alongside an old aubie couple with AU window flags and acted like I had an important question to ask him.... rollll down your wiiiindowwww.... and he did. POOF! there goes the flag. It's probably still somewhere between Auburn and Atlanta on I-85.

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That's great. When I was dating this one chick in college, we took her car everywhere b/c it was a beamer and I just had some crappy ol' truck. She used to make me drive everywhere, and kept an LSU flag on the driver's window. I'd always forget that it was there and would roll the window down to flip somebody off. I can't tell you how many times I had to rescue that stupid thing. I was usually quick enough to catch it, but it always ruined my French salutes.

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When I was dating this one chick in college, we took her car everywhere b/c it was a beamer and I just had some crappy ol' truck. She used to make me drive everywhere, and kept an LSU flag on the driver's window. I'd always forget that it was there and would roll the window down to flip somebody off. I can't tell you how many times I had to rescue that stupid thing. I was usually quick enough to catch it, but it always ruined my French salutes.

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the funniest part of this was that you felt compelled to roll down the window to fully manifest the bird-flipping.

I threw frozen corndogs across Highland Rd at a group of young Auburn males. Don't remember making solid contact though.

On the flip side, we were handing out cooked corndogs to good-looking Auburn women, and enjoyed watching them eat the phallic foods on a stick.

When I was at the Auburn game in 2010 my buddies and I spent about an hour gathering everything up in the chicks house we were staying at that was purple and gold and put it into a pile in the middle of the room and wouldn't let her move it, it was the first time we'd met her

Then later we went to a fraternities free champagne party and sat at the bar and drank it non stop till it was all gone than we bailed

I threw a guy into a cigarette machine at Cooter Brown's after D Byrds catch. He was in my face before that.

Told her I was wearing a condom.

After 7-3 Jamarcus loss in 06 I was walking back to our tailgate annoyed as hell at the outcome of that game. So this really hot Auburn chick starts being a little flirtatious, but I took it to another level. This was right in front of her dude ( with pom poms of course). And right in front of him I asked her if she liked it in the arse ( If you saw her you would understand the question). She actually wasn't offended by the question, her pom pom shaking boyfriend on other hand didn't like it so much. Nothing went down thankfully; damn I hate losing to those guys, and unfortunately I am 0-3 there,