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re: Some Les Miles salary STATS
Posted on 10/4/11 at 1:54 pm to Ace Midnight
Posted on 10/4/11 at 1:54 pm to Ace Midnight
Oh and no need for an apology, I dig the sarcasm on here 
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Posted on 10/4/11 at 1:56 pm to jimwill
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And if his work hours include restroom breaks, he makes $156 while taking a dump.
Now that the OP has (somewhat) corrected his per second rate, I see he is paying him 24/7 so the rates are for all of Les' activities:
- Growled like a Tiger for 1 second at SEC Media Days? 12 cents
- Masturbated to internet p0rn for 10 minutes? $72.24
- Chewed grass at the outdoor practice facility for 10 seconds? $1.20
- Remained awesome for 1 full day? $10,410 (keep the change)
This post was edited on 10/4/11 at 1:57 pm
Posted on 10/4/11 at 1:59 pm to WhiskeyBusiness
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Oh and Im in architecture at LSU, so i hope you're in one of my buildings one day
Just use all of the tools - calculators, these fancy new "computers" they have - don't just rely on your trusty #2 and Big Chief pad.
This post was edited on 10/4/11 at 2:00 pm
Posted on 10/4/11 at 1:59 pm to Ace Midnight
I spoke to one of my sources at LSU, and they said they're paying him to just be 
Posted on 10/4/11 at 1:59 pm to WhiskeyBusiness
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Oh and Im in architecture at LSU
This does not surprise me at all. The "architects" LSU has been graduating the past 10-15 years have been for the most part sub par.
Posted on 10/4/11 at 2:01 pm to WhiskeyBusiness
You can divide .. Good for you.
Posted on 10/4/11 at 2:01 pm to junkfunky
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This does not surprise me at all. The "architects" LSU has been graduating the past 10-15 years have been for the most part sub par.
Easy - I didn't mean to start a "Pick on Whiskey Business because he misplaced a decimal point in a BS sports bulletin board post" movement, I was just trying to be funny.
If it bends, that's funny. But if it breaks, that ain't funny.
This post was edited on 10/4/11 at 2:02 pm
Posted on 10/4/11 at 2:05 pm to Ace Midnight
Damnit, @52 cents per second, thats around 1875 per hour.. more than 90% of us make in a week or two.
color me depressed.
color me depressed.
Posted on 10/4/11 at 2:06 pm to Ace Midnight
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Easy - I didn't mean to start a "Pick on Whisky Business because he misplaced a decimal point in a BS sports bulletin board post" movement, I was just trying to be funny.
I know. It says absolutely nothing about whiskey or any other graduates. The curriculum is severely lacking. 30 years ago he wouldn't be able to graduate with the basic knowledge they are teaching now.
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If it bends, that's funny. But if it breaks, that ain't funny.
That's the structural eor's job. Whiskey just needs to make sure his building looks pretty for the owners.
Posted on 10/4/11 at 2:10 pm to WhiskeyBusiness
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Per day - $10,411
Per hour -$434
Thats for 24 hours a day, as in he's being paid to sleep. I know coaches put in alot of time so say 16 hour workday.
Per day $10,411
Per Hour Work: $650/hr
That will fluctuate up and down to the point where in the off season, his dollar per hour (if we hold the monthly income steady) will be more $/hr than during the season (when he's putting in the long hours)
Posted on 10/4/11 at 2:18 pm to junkfunky
yep junky, my speciality is aestetics. Never really liked all the numbers too much, but it comes with it i guess
Oh and diggin the pick of the cacti. Funny shite
Oh and diggin the pick of the cacti. Funny shite
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