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re: Provide your best alabama joke here..

Posted on 11/3/14 at 5:03 pm to
Posted by MastrShake
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Posted on 11/3/14 at 5:03 pm to
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30177 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 5:12 pm to
per a Bama fan: How many nashnul champinchips has Bama football won in the last 20 years?

21. We beat ND so bad we dizerve to go back and gives us an extry one.
Posted by RedTigerRulz
BFE
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Posted on 11/3/14 at 5:26 pm to
Why couldn't the baby Jesus Be born in Alabama?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!



Posted by tjohn deaux
GA
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Posted on 11/3/14 at 5:27 pm to
A virgin in Alabama is any girl that can outrun her cousins.

An Alabama farmer walked through the living room with a pig under his arm. He said, "Sweety, this is the pig I sleep with when I'm not with you." His wife said, "That's disgusting!" The farmer replied, "Shuddup Lirleen, I wuddn't talkin to you!"
Posted by RedTigerRulz
BFE
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Posted on 11/3/14 at 5:28 pm to
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA!!!!

Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 11/3/14 at 5:35 pm to
A pretty big storm blew through Tuscaloosa the other night. It reportedly did about $200,000 in improvements.
Posted by PierPunk
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Posted on 11/3/14 at 5:52 pm to
I was going on vacation and stopped to get gas in Alabama and ended up receiving a petroleum engineering degree from Bama
Posted by zztop1234
Denham Springs
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Posted on 11/3/14 at 5:59 pm to
What's the difference between Bryant Denny Stadium and a Cactus?

A Cactus has all the pricks on the outside
Posted by tjohn deaux
GA
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Posted on 11/3/14 at 6:00 pm to
Posted by jheine2
lafayette
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Posted on 11/3/14 at 6:04 pm to
Jethro From Bama. Hilarious

Jethro From Bama. Hilarious
Posted by Mr Breeze
The Lunatic Fringe
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Posted on 11/3/14 at 6:07 pm to
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Jethro From Bama. Hilarious



Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 11/3/14 at 6:53 pm to
My favorite Bama joke was when Robert Zemeckis had Tom Hank's character in the film "Forest Gump" get accepted to (and graduate from) the University of Alabama.

The entire state is one huge joke.
This post was edited on 11/3/14 at 6:54 pm
Posted by harry coleman beast
Left Field
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Posted on 11/3/14 at 7:36 pm to


Posted by BT
North La
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Posted on 11/3/14 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

Provide your best alabama joke here.. They did away with rape in alabama Now its just called bothering your sister.


Jokes are suppose to be funny.
Try to keep up.
Posted by harry coleman beast
Left Field
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Posted on 11/3/14 at 7:44 pm to
Maybe you dont get humor because you live in Arkansas.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 11/3/14 at 7:45 pm to
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Posted by MontanaTiger
Montana
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 11/3/14 at 7:57 pm to
A guy from Alabama moved to Louisiana, and the IQ of both states went down.
Posted by BT
North La
Member since Aug 2008
9766 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 7:58 pm to
That's probably it.
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 11/3/14 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

Maybe you dont get humor because you live in Arkansas.


He's a blatant TIGRLEE alter IMHO
Posted by BT
North La
Member since Aug 2008
9766 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 8:02 pm to
Quit following me around.



Why do you dislike Lee so much.
Second time you've accused me of that, guy must really rustle your panties.
Oh I see, we both from north Lousiana, that explains it.
This post was edited on 11/3/14 at 8:04 pm
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