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Provide your best alabama joke here..
Posted on 11/3/14 at 11:54 am
Posted on 11/3/14 at 11:54 am
It's BAMA hate week, so let's get this started right.
"Me and my girlfriend broke up. But she said we could still be cousins. Roll Tide!"
"Me and my girlfriend broke up. But she said we could still be cousins. Roll Tide!"
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Posted on 11/3/14 at 11:58 am to cforester821
How do you circumcise an Alabams fan?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
You kick his sister in the jaw.
Posted on 11/3/14 at 11:58 am to cforester821
If you armor-all the tires on your mobile home because your friends are coming over for the big game, you might be a Bama fan.
Posted on 11/3/14 at 11:58 am to cforester821
Via female: "The only Crimson Tide I worry about comes once a month"
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:01 pm to cforester821
"How do you start a conversation with someone who has an IQ of 75?"
"Roll Tide!"
"Roll Tide!"
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:03 pm to cforester821
What do people from Alabama do for Halloween?
Pump-Kin
Pump-Kin
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:05 pm to cforester821
What does Alabama and Lipton have in common?
Teabags
Teabags
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:07 pm to cforester821
Not really a joke, but I think it's funny how Alabama football is literally all those backwards fricks have. So much so that they have to make up past successes and literally kill people and destroy others' property over it.
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:07 pm to cforester821
Geeezzze folks, don't you know it is totally politically incorrect to tell jokes about ethnicities...you may get banned for life for some of these...them gumps cant help it if they don't know better...
Oh hell, I am game...
Anyone know why all da gump fans carry a roll of toilet paper and a box of tide around?
:rimshot:
:rimshot:
:rimshot:
Cuz they all full of crap!!!
dat gumpass!!!
Oh hell, I am game...
Anyone know why all da gump fans carry a roll of toilet paper and a box of tide around?
:rimshot:
:rimshot:
:rimshot:
Cuz they all full of crap!!!
dat gumpass!!!
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:08 pm to Ringeaux
quote:
What do people from Alabama do for Halloween?
Pump-Kin
A lot of good ones in here.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the LSU graduate? Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:10 pm to cforester821
Ranked Number 6 in CFB but number 4 in USA Today's Most Miserable states to live in. Coming in hot with a 2nd ranked defense and the 2nd lowest life expectancy in the US!! Congrats guys!!
not actually a joke.....these are facts..
not actually a joke.....these are facts..
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:12 pm to cforester821
This stupid arse Gump fan was.... Wait, no need to add. 
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:14 pm to FUBAR
quote:
If you armor-all the tires on your mobile home because your friends are coming over for the big game, you might be a Bama fan
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:15 pm to cforester821
Lane Kiffin
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:15 pm to TN Bhoy
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Lane Kiffin
Sick burn
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:18 pm to cforester821
what do a Bama fan and a maggot have in common?
They can both live off a dead bear for 25 years.
They can both live off a dead bear for 25 years.
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:18 pm to cforester821
I changed the batteries out of my remote control and was awarded a degree from the University of Alabama.
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:19 pm to Honest Tune
quote:
what do a Bama fan and a maggot have in common?
They can both live off a dead bear for 25 years
Now we're cookin'
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:19 pm to lsu2006
Shoulda said 30
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:20 pm to cforester821
They did away with rape in alabama
Now its just called bothering your sister.
Now its just called bothering your sister.
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