LM: "Ok men, when we face a 5-3 line, let's shown them smash-mouth LSU football. Pull out your offensive play sheet, front page. We're running play Alpha, tailback off tackle right."
LM: "When we face a 6-5 line, turn your sheet over. We're running play Zebra, tailback TOSS off tackle left."
LM: "Phil, pull up the clip, 2010 Tennessee. When we face a 13 man front like you see here boys, we're running our one memory play, fullback dive left."
"Ok men. Don't forget to study your video homework. Remember the focus is our new pro-style offense. Tonight's clips are from the 1989 Dallas Cowboys.
Questions?"
(Inaudible)
LM: "That's a quality question. You mean the receivers and tight end? Fainting goat."
LM: "Ok men. Lots of recruits this weekend. Let's show them LSU football! See ya."

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Posted by NorthshoreTiger76

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Posted on 9/21/14 at 9:39 am to chismyluv

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Posted by 4LSU2

Member since Dec 2009

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Posted on 9/21/14 at 9:39 am to chismyluv

It took a lot of effort to come up with something that stupid.

Congrats.

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Posted by jorconalx

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Member since Aug 2011

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Posted on 9/21/14 at 9:43 am to chismyluv

Where the hell do you idiots come from??

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Posted by chismyluv

Knoxville

Member since Oct 2010

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Posted on 9/21/14 at 9:44 am to 4LSU2

ahh the genius has a repartee in the offing. Go back to your booze and porn punk!

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Posted by chismyluv

Knoxville

Member since Oct 2010

113 posts

Posted on 9/21/14 at 9:48 am to jorconalx

Oh the bravery of anonymity. It's called trying a little levity. Care to compare curriculum veritae? Guess not. Now go google the phrase quickly and come back with another erudite witticism.

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