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re: Ole Miss Jokes?

Posted on 4/1/10 at 2:27 pm to
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
39980 posts
Posted on 4/1/10 at 2:27 pm to
every single one of these could apply to any other school in the country. weak.

the only one I liked so far was "Ole Miss and their stadium"
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 4/1/10 at 3:05 pm to
An oldie but goodie...

Ole
Miss
At
Home
Again
Posted by The Gooch
Houston, TX
Member since Nov 2009
1254 posts
Posted on 4/1/10 at 3:38 pm to
How do you castrate an Ole Piss student?.....

You punch his sister in the jaw :rimshot:
Posted by DamnStrong
NOLA Til I Die!
Member since Aug 2008
3984 posts
Posted on 4/1/10 at 7:32 pm to
What's the difference between a porcupine & Vaught-Hemmingway Stadium?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside!
Posted by TigersMaul Bammers
Normandy Park, WA
Member since Apr 2009
871 posts
Posted on 4/1/10 at 9:37 pm to
Definition of an OM fan: Someone who knows exactly how much it costs to attend an SEC CG while staying at 5-Star Hotel and eating at 5-Star restaurants in Atlanta, brags to you that he makes more than enough money to do that, but will never see his team in that game.
Posted by fjhjr08
The Kingdom
Member since Jun 2008
919 posts
Posted on 4/1/10 at 9:57 pm to
Did you hear about the tragedy at ole miss?

The library burned to the ground;

Both coloring books were lost forever
Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21318 posts
Posted on 4/1/10 at 9:59 pm to
Ole Miss son: Daddy, how does it feel to win an SEC championship?

Ole Miss dad: How the hell should I know? I'm only 47 years old.
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 4/1/10 at 11:52 pm to
quote:

Ole Miss Jokes
their pants they wear with the little rebels all over them

or



Their "co-sec west championship banner"
This post was edited on 4/1/10 at 11:54 pm
Posted by tygerboy17
NYC
Member since Nov 2009
1365 posts
Posted on 4/2/10 at 12:11 am to
The "co-SEC W championship" banner has to be the best
Posted by HeauxBeaux
Member since Mar 2008
5538 posts
Posted on 4/2/10 at 12:43 am to
A Vanderbilt Grad, An LSU grad, and an Ole Miss grad were sitting in a bar. A gorgeous blonde walks up to them and asks " why is the head of a penis shaped the way it is?"

Vanderbilt Grad: "It's to give the man sexual pleasure.

LSU grad: "No, No. It's to give the woman sexual pleasure

Ole Miss grad: "You guys are dumb. It's to keep you hand from sliding off"
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24266 posts
Posted on 4/2/10 at 8:00 am to
Ole Miss' engineering department developed the first toothbrush years ago. Had it been invented anywhere else, it would of been called the "teethbrush".
Posted by The Gooch
Houston, TX
Member since Nov 2009
1254 posts
Posted on 4/2/10 at 9:20 am to
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126962 posts
Posted on 4/2/10 at 9:27 am to
A tornado struck downtown Oxford, MS recently. It did almost a million dollars in improvements....



:rimshot:
Posted by Good Times
Hill top in Tn
Member since Nov 2007
23481 posts
Posted on 4/2/10 at 9:32 am to
Hooty Tooty, or some shite like that.
Posted by tiger7166
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
2619 posts
Posted on 4/2/10 at 11:55 am to
quote:

Ole Miss Jokes?


Redundant
Posted by RebelNutt
God's Country
Member since Dec 2007
6478 posts
Posted on 4/2/10 at 2:09 pm to
The funniest part about all this is that if Ole Miss sucks so bad then I wonder how LSU has felt for the last two years. Got to be a terrible feeling.
Posted by The Gooch
Houston, TX
Member since Nov 2009
1254 posts
Posted on 4/2/10 at 2:17 pm to
Posted by tigerdup07
Member since Dec 2007
21966 posts
Posted on 4/2/10 at 2:24 pm to
Years ago i went to vaught hemmingway stadium and noticed that there were three guys trying to climb the flag pole. so, i asked them what in the hell they are doing. they replied "a project for our engineering professor". i said what is the project?. they said "to see how tall the flag pole at the stadium is". so, i told them that, instead of trying to measure the flag pole with a tape by climbing it, that they should remove it and lay it down on the ground and then measure. they said "THE PROFESSOR DOESN'T WANT TO SEE HOW LONG IT IS, DUMBASS!!"

This post was edited on 4/2/10 at 2:30 pm
Posted by shopttj
Member since Sep 2008
148 posts
Posted on 4/3/10 at 11:50 am to
what's the difference between Ole Miss and Brett Favre?

Brett Favre is still number 4!

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