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re: Ole Miss Jokes?
Posted on 11/16/07 at 4:06 pm to Purple Spoon
Posted on 11/16/07 at 4:06 pm to Purple Spoon
whats the one thing you never ask a rebel fan?
-directions to Atlanta.
-directions to Atlanta.
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Posted on 11/16/07 at 4:07 pm to Purple Spoon
Why was Johnny Vaught buried at Vaught-Hemmingway Field?
He wanted to be as far away from major college football as he possible.
He wanted to be as far away from major college football as he possible.
Posted on 11/16/07 at 4:09 pm to Balloon Pilot
How do u get an ole miss grad to leave your porch?
Pay him for the pizza
Pay him for the pizza
Posted on 11/16/07 at 4:13 pm to tigerwoods
How many Ole Miss cheerleaders does it take to amke choclet chip cookies? Three. One to bake the cookies and 2 to peel the M & M's.
Posted on 11/16/07 at 4:14 pm to MS TIGER
quote:
Anybody have any?
the football team and the grove
Posted on 11/16/07 at 4:21 pm to ntztgr
How do you get from Baton Rouge to Oxford?
Go North until you smell it, then go East until you step in it.
Go North until you smell it, then go East until you step in it.
Posted on 11/16/07 at 4:22 pm to MS TIGER
An Ole Miss Rebel walked into a doctors office with a frog on his head.
The doc says "Yes sir, how can I help you?"
And the frog replies, "Yeah doc, can you cut this wart off of my arse?"
The doc says "Yes sir, how can I help you?"
And the frog replies, "Yeah doc, can you cut this wart off of my arse?"
Posted on 11/16/07 at 4:56 pm to RikTikTIGER
I hear the Ole Miss football team evacuated the football field last week due to an anthrax scare. Apparently they found a white chalky substance lying around and everyone freaked out. Turned out to be the goal line!
Posted on 11/16/07 at 5:06 pm to MS TIGER
Ol' Miss proctologist stopped off on his way home from work to pick up his dry cleaning.
He decided to pay by check and reached in one pocket to pull out his checkbook and reached in another pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer.
He exclaimed, "OH NO! SOME A$$HOLE'S GOT MY BALL POINT PEN!
He decided to pay by check and reached in one pocket to pull out his checkbook and reached in another pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer.
He exclaimed, "OH NO! SOME A$$HOLE'S GOT MY BALL POINT PEN!
Posted on 11/16/07 at 5:17 pm to Woverw
How do you seperate the men from the boys at Ole Miss?
With a crowbar
With a crowbar
Posted on 11/16/07 at 5:25 pm to MemphisTiger
What seperates the men from the boys at Ole Miss?
Latex
Latex
Posted on 11/16/07 at 5:31 pm to LSUTigerBait07
Ok here are my 2 contributions:
1: What do you call pretty women at Ole Miss?
VISITORS!
2: How can you tell if an Ole Miss football player has a girlfriend?
There is tobacco spit on both sides of the pick-up truck!!!!
1: What do you call pretty women at Ole Miss?
VISITORS!
2: How can you tell if an Ole Miss football player has a girlfriend?
There is tobacco spit on both sides of the pick-up truck!!!!
Posted on 11/16/07 at 7:21 pm to MS TIGER
Q: If you see two Ole Miss players in the same car, who's driving?
A: The Mississippi Highway Patrol
Q: Why should you never run over an Ole Miss player who's riding a bike?
A: Probably your bike.
A: The Mississippi Highway Patrol
Q: Why should you never run over an Ole Miss player who's riding a bike?
A: Probably your bike.
Posted on 11/16/07 at 9:30 pm to BrookhavenBengal
Ole Miss child to his father: Daddy, what did it feel like the last time the Rebs won a championship?
Ole Miss father to his son: Damn if I know boy - I'm only 44 years old.
Ole Miss father to his son: Damn if I know boy - I'm only 44 years old.
Posted on 11/16/07 at 9:43 pm to EastBankTiger
A guy walks into a bar in Mississippi and says to the bartender, "Hey.. you want to hear a really good Ole Miss joke?'
The bartender, all of 6'-4, 280 lbs. looks down at him and says, "Well, I played football at Ole Miss. And you see that big guy over at the end of the bar, the one about 6'-6" tall and about 320 lbs.? He also played at Ole Miss. And you see that guy playing pool, the short one with big arms and head? He was a wrestler at Ole Miss. Are you sure you want to tell that joke?"
The guy looks up at the bartender and says, "Nah... I don't think so."
The bartender says, "Why.. are you chicken?"
He replies, "Nope... I just don't want to have to explain the joke three times."
The bartender, all of 6'-4, 280 lbs. looks down at him and says, "Well, I played football at Ole Miss. And you see that big guy over at the end of the bar, the one about 6'-6" tall and about 320 lbs.? He also played at Ole Miss. And you see that guy playing pool, the short one with big arms and head? He was a wrestler at Ole Miss. Are you sure you want to tell that joke?"
The guy looks up at the bartender and says, "Nah... I don't think so."
The bartender says, "Why.. are you chicken?"
He replies, "Nope... I just don't want to have to explain the joke three times."
This post was edited on 11/16/07 at 9:45 pm
Posted on 11/16/07 at 9:46 pm to Proejo
Why do Ole Miss fans make love to their sheep at the edge of a cliff?
So the sheep will push back!
So the sheep will push back!
Posted on 11/16/07 at 9:50 pm to Proejo
Did yall here about the Ole Miss Cologne that will hit the stores this Christmas.....You put it on and the other guy scores.
Ole miss will be hiring a new Coach from Japan. His name is "Win Won Soon"
Ole miss will be hiring a new Coach from Japan. His name is "Win Won Soon"
Posted on 11/16/07 at 11:46 pm to voodoosillyman
A Tiger and a rebel were talking about their favorite bar. The LSU guy bragged about a bar next to Tiger stadium that had great food and drink specials.The reb then told about a bar in Oxford.He said you can go there and they give you free drinks all night.HE said latter if you want to you can go out back and have all the sex you want.The tiger said that sounds like B.S. to me.The Reb said no its true, my sister told me all about it.
Posted on 11/17/07 at 1:22 am to MS TIGER
How can you tell if the field at Vaught-Hemingway is level?
Drool comes out both sides of Coach O's mouth.
Drool comes out both sides of Coach O's mouth.
Posted on 4/1/10 at 2:23 pm to MondayMorningMarch
I want more Ole Miss jokes.
Little bit old of a thread, but I didn't want to be Germans.
Little bit old of a thread, but I didn't want to be Germans.
This post was edited on 4/1/10 at 2:24 pm
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