mett footwork

I streamed most of the Auburn game to my computer, and the first thing I told my friends after I watched it was this: "Mett's footwork makes Ryan Mallett look like Baryshnikov."

I'm not talking about foot speed. I'm talking about his feet always being totally pointed in the wrong direction. It's just laziness, and like Mallett, a coasting upon arm talent while coaches are either too timid or incompetent to correct it.

Any decent 12-year-old football coach should be able to correct these obvious mistakes, just like any decent 12-year-old football coach should have been able to correct JJ's wind-up-from-the-outfield throwing motion.

God only knows why it doesn't happen at LSU under Les Miles.

I prefer the term molasses pants, like he is running in molasses yuk yuk