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re: Mascot Duels?
Posted on 6/25/10 at 7:29 pm to Drummin Fool
Posted on 6/25/10 at 7:29 pm to Drummin Fool
to be honest I lost it at bulldog femur 
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Posted on 6/25/10 at 7:31 pm to Nuts4LSU
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The problem is that the ACLU might get involved when we start putting Rebels and Plainsmen and Volunteers and Commodores in there with
They probably wouldn't mind to see Rebels eaten alive.
Posted on 6/25/10 at 7:53 pm to Drummin Fool
That's going to involve some serious planning for a team like Stanford. I would think Marshall would have a bit of an unfair numbers advantage as well...
ETA:
Edit to remove Purdue from the "logistical problem" group... Realized that a Boilermaker is not a gigantic steam engine but a person who makes gigantic steam engines.
ETA:
Edit to remove Purdue from the "logistical problem" group... Realized that a Boilermaker is not a gigantic steam engine but a person who makes gigantic steam engines.
This post was edited on 6/25/10 at 7:56 pm
Posted on 6/25/10 at 8:57 pm to yurintroubl
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Realized that a Boilermaker is not a gigantic steam engine but a person who makes gigantic steam engines.
Ah yes, and therefore a tasty morsel for our beloved Mike.
Posted on 6/25/10 at 9:00 pm to yurintroubl
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I would think Marshall would have a bit of an unfair numbers advantage as well...
Tough one...The Thundering Herd. Thundering Herd of what? Do we get to choose? A thundering herd of sheep would be a buffet for Mike the Tiger.
Posted on 6/25/10 at 9:03 pm to yurintroubl
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going to involve some serious planning for a team like Stanford
Stanford Cardinal...simply the color red. Just have a hippy in some cardinal red long john pajamas dipped in bacon grease taunt Mike with a whittled down pointed stick. That would be a fair fight, right?
Posted on 6/25/10 at 10:01 pm to Drummin Fool
I've always said...put any mascot you want in the cage with Mike...he'll win.
Bevo from UT...he'd have a field day. Same if Arkansas brought a pig. A gator might be a problem...but an elephant...no problem!
Bevo from UT...he'd have a field day. Same if Arkansas brought a pig. A gator might be a problem...but an elephant...no problem!
Posted on 6/25/10 at 10:03 pm to Drummin Fool
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Stanford Cardinal.
No... they could always send in that big f*ckin' tree. Stupid dual-association loophole.
ETA:
I had something of an epiphany a moment ago. I realized that there was one team that could quite possibly go undefeated in this smackdown... even if it went up against 20 other mascot every day....
Wichita State.
Shockers are lightening bolts, right? I don't know of any mascot that would survive more than a second going head-to-head with a lightening bolt, do you? But then I figured out Wichita's fatal flaw....
Apparently they have no clue what a lightening bolt is...
WTF?
Uh... Am I missing something here? I'm pretty sure that's a bale of wheat. I also found this Wichita Mascot costume...
This post was edited on 6/25/10 at 10:23 pm
Posted on 6/25/10 at 10:54 pm to yurintroubl
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Shockers are lightening bolts, right? I don't know of any mascot that would survive more than a second going head-to-head with a lightening bolt, do you?
Wrong. Shocker is short for Wheatshocker which is another name for a person who harvests wheat. Therefore, it is just some plainsman redneck in overalls cutting down some wheat. A.K.A. another tasty vittle for Mike.
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