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Mascot Duels?

Posted on 6/25/10 at 3:04 pm
Posted by Drummin Fool
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Posted on 6/25/10 at 3:04 pm
I believe that at halftime of every football game, we ought to make real life mascots representing the two teams fight to the death at midfield.

I'd love to see Mike chewing on a fighting chicken or a bulldog femur. How about you?

Screw PETA!!!
Posted by Batigern09
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Posted by lsudiva2010
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Posted on 6/25/10 at 4:22 pm to
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Drummin Fool


The Rant needed a laugh today, I salute you for providing that
Posted by Drummin Fool
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Posted on 6/25/10 at 4:34 pm to
You are welcome.
Posted by lsuFANstuckNtexas
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Posted on 6/25/10 at 4:44 pm to
youre an idiot
Posted by EST
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Posted on 6/25/10 at 4:45 pm to
That would take care of people leaving at halftime.
Posted by Coon
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Posted on 6/25/10 at 4:47 pm to
what happens when uab plays duke? or tulane and bama?
Posted by Drummin Fool
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Posted on 6/25/10 at 4:52 pm to
quote:

what happens when uab plays duke? or tulane and bama?


Duke - they can use a pansy in blue tights and felt devil horns.

Tulane - they can use a pansy in green tights and green gloves who stands there waving at the crowd.

Bama - a baby elephant.

UAB - a frat boy in a "blazer" would make a tasty treat.

I don't care, I just want to see Mike eat some shite.
This post was edited on 6/25/10 at 4:56 pm
Posted by Drummin Fool
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Posted on 6/25/10 at 4:54 pm to
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youre an idiot



Can't take a joke? Get over it and don't things so seriously, man. Life's too short.
Posted by ottothewise
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Posted on 6/25/10 at 5:28 pm to
I want to see the tiger eat the Notre Dame leprechaun.

Since ND gets to be in a BCS game if they get to 9-3 and #14 nationally, I would like to see that THIS winter, in a BCS game vs LSU.

LSU can be SEC runnerup or SEC champ I dont care, as long as Mike the tiger gets to fight the leprechaun at halftime.

I suppose leprechaun has a CHANCE, since he knows to prepare for this fight and he has his shillelagh.



Posted by Drummin Fool
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Posted on 6/25/10 at 5:33 pm to
But the cat-fighting leprechaun likes rainbows...he's gay! He has no chance. Besides, Mike loves Lucky Charms.


Every opponent would lose because Mike the Tiger is The shite.
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Posted on 6/25/10 at 5:35 pm to
Mike the Tiger vs the auburn tiger.
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Posted on 6/25/10 at 5:39 pm to
everone killing bevo
Posted by Drummin Fool
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Posted on 6/25/10 at 5:40 pm to
quote:

Mike the Tiger vs the auburn tiger.


Aubie's a pussy...cat!

Next?
Posted by Drummin Fool
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Posted on 6/25/10 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

bevo



Nothin' but a 1400 pound steak. Mike: "Hey, where's the A1 sauce at?"
Posted by Nuts4LSU
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Posted on 6/25/10 at 7:14 pm to
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Mascot Duels?


I've always thought it would be cool to do that during pregame. They could put a dog or a chicken in his cage and let Mike kill and eat it. PETA can go to hell. The problem is that the ACLU might get involved when we start putting Rebels and Plainsmen and Volunteers and Commodores in there with him.
Posted by Nuts4LSU
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Posted on 6/25/10 at 7:15 pm to
quote:

Mike the Tiger vs the auburn tiger.

The Auburn tiger is a person from the band dressed in a lame costume much worse than our fake Mike's. Auburn's live mascot is an eagle. He would last about 2 seconds with Mike.
Posted by Nuts4LSU
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Posted on 6/25/10 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

Mascot Duels?
what happens when uab plays duke? or tulane and bama?


One year back in the 1980s or 1990s, going into the NCAA tournament, some columnist wrote a funny piece on how to pick your bracket based on mascots. He had a whole set of classifications of different types of mascots and the rules on who wins when they meet. It was kinda funny.
Posted by Drummin Fool
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Posted on 6/25/10 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

The Auburn tiger is a person from the band dressed in a lame costume much worse than our fake Mike's. Auburn's live mascot is an eagle. He would last about 2 seconds with Mike.


I would love to see that.
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