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re: John Chavis doesn't dial up a blitz on third down...
Posted on 10/24/12 at 10:38 pm to TheDrunkenTigah
Posted on 10/24/12 at 10:38 pm to TheDrunkenTigah
John Chavis once jacked off in an 18 wheeler.
9 months later Optimus Prime was born.
9 months later Optimus Prime was born.
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Posted on 10/24/12 at 10:55 pm to TheDrunkenTigah
Ghosts sit around campfires and tell stories about Chief Chavis.
Posted on 10/24/12 at 11:50 pm to TheDrunkenTigah
John Chavis: Protector of the winningest head coach in LSU history*
Posted on 10/25/12 at 8:29 am to TheDrunkenTigah
When taking the SAT, write "Chief Chavis" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Posted on 10/25/12 at 1:56 pm to tigerpimpbot
John Chavis's double safety blitz doesn't work on every play...
Ok yes it does.
Ok yes it does.
Posted on 10/25/12 at 2:07 pm to Chimlim
Yep 
Posted on 11/1/12 at 1:10 pm to The Mick
Bama week bump
Posted on 11/1/12 at 2:34 pm to Legendairy
Can chief Coach Offense?
Posted on 11/1/12 at 2:42 pm to Legendairy
HE IS A BADASS SUMBITCH!!!!
Posted on 11/1/12 at 2:47 pm to sheek
Did I ever tell y'all about the time Chavis took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Chavis takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chavis yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'
Posted on 11/1/12 at 2:49 pm to TheDrunkenTigah
Chief is the father of every child in Baton Rouge.
Posted on 11/1/12 at 2:52 pm to tigerpimpbot
If you drop a phonograph needle on Chavis' nipple, it plays Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash.
Posted on 11/1/12 at 2:56 pm to TheDrunkenTigah
THE Man.
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:00 pm to TheDrunkenTigah
I remember oh how quickly that "Third and Chavis" crap was debunked after he dawned the Purple & Gold.
I have much faith in the Chief...just worried that the offense won't give the D enough rest.
I have much faith in the Chief...just worried that the offense won't give the D enough rest.
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:14 pm to dreaux
If LSU had an offensive coordinator 1/2 a good as Chavis LSU would have more NC's. The offense has ruined LSU for over 4 years.
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:16 pm to Choctaw
Chief is a two ton man-mountain who can palm a medicine ball.
Posted on 11/1/12 at 3:20 pm to Choctaw
Before being coached by John Chavis, Albert Haynesworth had self-esteem issues.
Posted on 11/1/12 at 5:05 pm to TheDrunkenTigah
Chief uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel
Posted on 11/2/12 at 6:11 pm to tigerpimpbot
soon gumps. soon.
Posted on 11/2/12 at 7:17 pm to TheDrunkenTigah
Think about where this defense was with Malveto. In comes Chavis and what have you had on Defense since? I will tell you...the anchor that keeps this program in the top 5 every year. Now, since Jimbo Fisher left in 2006, you've had a steady decline in offense outside of the 2007 Year with Crowton. The offense has been a clusterfrick of ineptitude since. Just stand back and imagine for a second where LSU would be without this defense/coordinator.
I'm sure someone can find some stats that might make an argument for me being wrong about the offense. However, it's easy to look good on O when you've got an NFL defense giving you first rate field position or a punter that puts the opposition starting inside their own 10. So some stats might be a little skewed.
I'm sure someone can find some stats that might make an argument for me being wrong about the offense. However, it's easy to look good on O when you've got an NFL defense giving you first rate field position or a punter that puts the opposition starting inside their own 10. So some stats might be a little skewed.
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