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In honor of Auburn week- the Kenny Irons interview

Posted on 10/18/10 at 11:43 am
Posted by DBG
vermont
Member since May 2004
71848 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 11:43 am
one of the most insightful, well-spoken, simply brilliant interviews of our time

Enjoy: LINK

Posted by epodekoms
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2009
122 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 11:45 am to
lmao he sounds like a 3rd grader
Posted by Brown Mountain
Covington, La
Member since Feb 2006
8014 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 11:48 am to
I play right water
Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
15444 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 11:50 am to
Dude, thank you. I have tears dripping down onto my keyboard from laughing so hard at that collection of thoughts.

Ranters, you just have to read this to get the full effect, just a single funny paraphrase would not do it justice.

ROFLMAO
Posted by GCHunter
Chasing my tail
Member since Aug 2009
2080 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 11:50 am to
I love candy!
Posted by lsumarkb
Olathe KS
Member since Oct 2008
121 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 11:52 am to
that made my day.
Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
15444 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 11:56 am to
What is your best talent outside of football?
A: “Drawing. I like to draw, if you consider that a talent. I like to disguise myself as other people, too. I call that a talent. I like telling people that I am somebody else. I tell people that I play water polo and if they ask me what position I play I tell them right water. I don’t even know if that is a position but I tell them that I play right water.”

That's a fricking talent? Lying to fans?
Posted by LSUcc
St. Louis, MO
Member since Feb 2009
2057 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 12:13 pm to
"I've never been to Europe or Paris."

Are you kidding me?
I would love to read one of his English Comp papers, if he actually ever wrote them.
Posted by tooshea8
MS
Member since May 2007
2651 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 12:29 pm to
I bet he can do a great rendition of the "I like turtles" kid.
Posted by DBG
vermont
Member since May 2004
71848 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 2:10 pm to
What? You don't think a guy like Kenny is highly cultured and has traveled the world?

Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158764 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

“Drawing. I like to draw, if you consider that a talent. I like to disguise myself as other people, too. I call that a talent. I like telling people that I am somebody else. I tell people that I play water polo and if they ask me what position I play I tell them right water. I don’t even know if that is a position but I tell them that I play right water.”
Posted by ApexTiger
cary nc
Member since Oct 2003
53774 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 2:39 pm to


Kid has a sense of humor for sure

I guess he plans to retire in 10 years

Pretty sure he voted for Obama
Posted by TigerBull
VP/BR/LC
Member since Oct 2007
1466 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

I bet he can do a great rendition of the "I like turtles" kid.

i was thinking the same thing especially when i read "candy, i love candy"
Posted by hammer5365
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2008
1250 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

They have soft toilet paper and every kind of toilet paper and they are all throwing it at a tree. I was like ‘Why are they throwing all of this toilet paper at a tree?,’ and they told me that they were rolling Toomer’s corner. I asked who is going to clean all of this mess up and they told me that the wind would blow it all away or the rain would wash it down. They said sometimes they have people come clean it up and I said that I wouldn’t want to have to clean up all of this toilet paper.”


Posted by XbengalTiger
212 miles from Tiger Stadium
Member since Oct 2003
5464 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 2:53 pm to
yabba-dabba-do
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
35751 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 2:54 pm to
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164273 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 2:58 pm to
Ain't no way I wanna clean up all that toilet paper.
Posted by Tiger n Austin
Austin, Tx
Member since Dec 2005
6683 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 3:01 pm to
I’ve never been to Europe or Paris.
Posted by manwich
You've wanted my
Member since Oct 2008
52605 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

“Drawing. I like to draw,
This post was edited on 10/18/10 at 3:03 pm
Posted by BoudreauxinGA
Member since Aug 2007
943 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 3:30 pm to
This guY and Jamarcus Russell need to enjoy some "PURPLE DRANK" together, share some fellowship, maybe make a rap album (brotha Kenny could "draw" the cover). Wit the money de make, Kenny could get dat beach house with the 30 foot bed and maybe Shaquille could come visit.

KEEP DRINKIN DAT PURPLE DRINK
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