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re: GREATEST Les Miles quotes

Posted on 10/31/14 at 11:12 am to
Posted by CottonWasKing
4,8,15,16,23,42
Member since Jun 2011
28604 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 11:12 am to
It was a great day, considering. Miss ya ma

Posted by Zipfer2022
Member since Nov 2011
3736 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 11:13 am to
quote:

"What happened there was, they were moving the chains. We had the call made. We were trying to get two plays if we could have and used the timeout thereafter. The incompletion in the end zone . . "
Posted by nvasil1
Hellinois
Member since Oct 2009
15892 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 11:17 am to
"It's not St. Patty's Day...that's a different day entirely."
Posted by emanresu
Member since Dec 2009
9363 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

When asked if Godchaux has an inherent problem with penalties, Miles said "I think he enjoys the ability to communicate after the whistle, and that is generally a problem." LINK


Posted by BigOrangeWave
Member since Oct 2014
654 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 1:43 pm to
Without a doubt, the Colombus day rant. I don't even recall it happening, but the video is priceless.
LINK
Posted by TigerTreyjpg
Monroe, LA
Member since Jun 2008
5815 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

Can you picture Les talking dirty to his wife? Can you even begin to imagine how that shite would sound?


This post was edited on 10/31 at 10:17 am



Not sure why, but that post made me freaking spit Coke all over my keyboard.


Surely, there's somebody on this board that's about as witty as he is perverted, and can come up with something hilarious they think Miles would say when him an ol' Ms. Kathy close the bedroom door.
This post was edited on 10/31/14 at 1:48 pm
Posted by Pauldean
Red Stick by way of Syracuse
Member since Oct 2011
2629 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

Without a doubt, the Colombus day rant. I don't even recall it happening, but the video is priceless.


Literally LMAO
Posted by Akit1
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2006
7608 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:01 pm to
Don't have the quote. I'll google it but his halftime quote of the LSU/Tennessee game in 2006. Something about kicking arse in the second half.
Posted by AstroTiger
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Oct 2007
22966 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

Without a doubt, the Colombus day rant. I don't even recall it happening, but the video is priceless.
LINK


turn on the closed captioning of that video
Posted by airbornetiger
SATX
Member since Sep 2006
1416 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:09 pm to
Posted by STRIPES
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2003
4771 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:34 pm to
"When we go to Starkville we ask for rooms without a view".....

No wait that was Skip Bertman
Posted by STRIPES
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2003
4771 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:35 pm to
"Starkville, that's an Indian word for trailer park"....

DAMN that was Bertman too.
Posted by STRIPES
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2003
4771 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:38 pm to
"It's always tough to get Georgia over there "Behind the Bushes"......

No wait that was Cholly Mac
Posted by Tiger365
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2013
984 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 4:35 pm to
Les: Hey babe, I have a want for you this beautiful evening.

Les: I was thinking as I squandered away valueable seconds on my viagra shot clock, would you partake in some dirty porn.

Wife: Les, that's not porn, that's the replay of the Ole Miss v. LSU game...

Les: To some,maybe, but we really F*&^Ked over them...it takes me to the cusp of ejaculatory malfeasance. So, Me's a thinking of a little SEC East Quality Opponent for our rendevue for this lovely evening 12 miles outside of Tiger Stadium...

Wife: Les, all you have to say is that you want it doggy style. Georgia Right?

Les: Exactly...how did you know?

Wife: You have one black and One red sock in bed!!

Les: Wow...I thought you had ESPN...(one eyebrow up like The Rock)!

3Minutes later
Les: Whoooohoooo!!!!!!!(He plays the fight song followed by the alma mater from his flip phone)

Wife: Are you done?

Les: Just getting started...halftime adjustments are upon the horizon...Taking a break to fight later...if not, HAVE A NICE DAY!

Posted by DamnStrong1860
The Second City
Member since Oct 2012
3000 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 5:52 pm to
quote:

a place where opponents dreams come to DIE!"


Hate that when this is repeated by the media its almost always done with a chuckle especially since its true about 90% of the time.
Posted by rosiebean
Member since Nov 2007
2088 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:25 pm to
CLM, when he learned that the drunk crying Ole Miss girl had boyfriend, not husband: "That's a good thing because they'll have a chance to not get married."

Solid gold.
Posted by Hiyoka
Tokyo
Member since Oct 2008
1625 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:27 pm to
He has a ton of great, funny quotes..."I'm leaving/retiring" would top them all. #Geauxtigers
This post was edited on 10/31/14 at 7:48 pm
Posted by tigermed2
Houma
Member since Dec 2012
1421 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:34 pm to
He doesn't have the chest
Posted by Odinson
Asgard
Member since Apr 2014
2752 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 8:17 pm to
Quote where he put Gump McElroy in his place about winning is not just something deposited
Posted by Gray Tiger
Prairieville, LA
Member since Jan 2004
36512 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 8:32 pm to
quote:

"This is Death Valley. This is truly a place where opponents dreams come to DIE!"


My favorite.
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