Good luck to LSU

frick off! It’s game day and we ain’t playing nice!!

Get this condescending shite out of here and get ready to take your L bitch.

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Good man.

That’s about as nice as a bama fan can be I suppose.

Alabama has always cheated and cheapened the game of college football...through multiple successful head coaching regimes. Yes you win way more than most, but Alabama is a stain on the game. The media buys into your corruption for financial reasons, and the bias is sickening to watch at times. But it sells.

There should be an asterisk by every win led by timely bad calls or "missed" calls by referees, players who run strong but aren't academically qualified, 5* players who were payed by bagmen, etc, etc, etc. Then there's the whole cesspool surrounding the SEC office being in Birmingham and staff by Alabama graduates and fans. How crooked is that antiquated system. Who would ever devise or continue to support such a slanted playing field? The Devin White "booth review" and ejection is an absolute joke. If you have any integrity, you have to admit that wasn't targeting. Your players have and will continue to get away with flagrant fouls as a matter of course. Every lever that can be flipped is in your favor, and Alabama fans love it and expect it. I think its poison, and it will come home to roost one day.

Y'all are really good, and this team may be your best ever. But it's pathetic how you have consistently gamed the system. We will have to play perfect to win this game, but it's really good vs. evil. I hope we show the world that you don't have to cheat to win.

Ok. I tried to be nice. But Nick told me, “you people always bite the hand that feeds you.”

I feel silly trying to reach out.

I was trying to put things in perspective a bit so that your dumb asses don’t cut your throats in dispair tonight after the inevitable happens.

Silly me. I’ll never feel pity for corn dogs again.

Was this your sister or cousin laying next to you in bed that wrote this for you?