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re: Delusions of a gump (with sub-titles)
Posted on 12/18/11 at 11:48 am to cajunjj
Posted on 12/18/11 at 11:48 am to cajunjj
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Builder79 what if u lived where I do? OH & frick the GUMPS!
I was thinking of moving to Alabama at one time. But if the Bama fanbase is as bad as that douche nozzle, I'm glad it didn't work out.
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Posted on 12/18/11 at 1:26 pm to dbbuilder79
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The bad battery still had a warranty, but the damn Bama fan said that he couldn't 'do nuffin fhur' (do nothing for) me without the original reciept. I didn't have an original receipt b/c it was the battery that came with the truck when I bought it.
Sounds like company policy. Sounding more like you're a little girl that got mad and decided to go make shite up.
Now tune in to Swamp People for my rebuttal.
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Anyway.. no manager there and no way was this prick helping me.
At Sam's Club? No manager?
It's the same concept as Wal-Mart, just in bulk. They have department managers, zone managers, assistant managers, co-managers, and general managers.
No way in hell a manager was not there. I'm sure you asked for one and got owned by him too.
This post was edited on 12/18/11 at 1:30 pm
Posted on 12/18/11 at 1:35 pm to flip82lsu
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Me- " your retarted."
those dumb bama fans
Posted on 12/18/11 at 1:52 pm to RollTideRockStar
Ha.. this Gump "idiot" got him to buy the damn battery.. punked..
Posted on 12/18/11 at 2:06 pm to I Love Bama
a bama fan told me last week that bama didn't lose that game on Nov 5th. He said LSU got outcoached in that game and they were going to embarrass us on Jan. 9th. He also told me our coach was so dumb that he couldn't find his way out of a paper bag.
This post was edited on 12/18/11 at 3:26 pm
Posted on 12/18/11 at 2:48 pm to RollTideRockStar
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RollTideRockStar
Just taking up for his inbred cousin that works at Sam's Club
Damn gumptards
Posted on 12/18/11 at 2:54 pm to Brew Drees
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Brew Drees
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Just taking up for his inbred cousin that works at Sam's Club
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Good ratio considering gumps are pretty poor...
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bama lost a few games in the past years, they were talking out of their butthole.
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They know Alabama is the only place they can wear that grandma stitch pattern and not be made fun of...
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chill out, gumptard..i guess living in a drug-ridden trailer in rural alabama
Looking at just your recent post history,you got some trailer, grandma, sister, butthole, homo issues man.
Deal with it. Or go on Swamp People like the rest of your brothers.
OK dipshit?
This post was edited on 12/18/11 at 2:56 pm
Posted on 12/18/11 at 2:59 pm to dbbuilder79
At least this guy has an excuse! There is a service tech that comes by our office that is a bama grad. It's hard to believe and educated person can be as delusional as he is.
Posted on 12/18/11 at 3:04 pm to RollTideRockStar
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Deal with it. Or go on Swamp People like the rest of your brothers
Get off the computer and do something useful with your gump life. Like kick your dog or give your sister some alabama lovin'
your choice, but this isn't your board. Get your dumb redneck arse back to the secrant
Posted on 12/18/11 at 3:07 pm to RollTideRockStar
Bama fans know their Wal Mart lore like they know their cousins.
Intimately.
Intimately.
Posted on 12/18/11 at 3:11 pm to Brew Drees
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Brew Drees
Posted on 12/18/11 at 3:27 pm to Oyster
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There is a service tech that comes by our office that is a bama grad.
is that what a bama degree gets you? a job as a service tech?
Posted on 12/18/11 at 3:32 pm to RollTideRockStar
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RollTideRockStar
Posted on 12/18/11 at 3:36 pm to RollTideRockStar
Jacki Chan trumps Mel Gibson. Brees wins internet fight. 
Posted on 12/18/11 at 4:07 pm to flip82lsu
Funny shite 
Posted on 12/18/11 at 5:00 pm to jmarto1
I love reminded them that we are 9-3 in the last 12 against them.
Posted on 12/18/11 at 5:32 pm to RollTideRockStar
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Sounds like company policy. Sounding more like you're a little girl that got mad and decided to go make shite up.
Hmmm.. I don't know how this made me sound like a little girl, but ok.
I'm glad you showed up to prove my point about the Bama fanbase being full of jackasses, tho. Thanks for that. Please tell us a few stories about your life conquests so that we can know you're full of shite as well.
The guy was right, tho. Member's Mark is no longer a vendor of Sams Club, so he couldn't honor a warranty w/o a receipt. I don't need a manager to explain a simple concept like that to me. Your Bama brother was the one who said the manager was not there or we could have asked him, btw. I'm not some whiney little bitch who needs a manager every time something doesn't go my way. Sounds like you just showed your hand, tho.
Posted on 12/18/11 at 6:52 pm to myree
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he sounds like my stepson - hasn't worked in 5 years but drives a lexus, has a 4s iphone, & goes to every miss state bowl game & rock concert in the area. he has failed 17 semesters of college - if this wasn't a bama fan, i would definitely believe it is my stepson.....maybe a rich mom & step dad help....
And your dumb arse tolerates that shite? Jokes on you, buddy.
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