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Dear new LSU Head Coach,
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:30 am
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:30 am
Welcome to LSU football, but please be aware of a few things:
1. All of the games and/or championships you win for your first 4 years will not count because they will be with Miles' players.
2. Any games you lose during the first 4 years are inexcusable because Miles left you with talent.
3. We need you to win every game of every season after the first 4 years.
4. Don't run on first down... Unless of course you get 8 yards, then we're ok with it.
5. Winning 10 games doesn't count because we believe anybody can do that.
6. You must beat Bama 1/2 of the time.
7. We don't care what bowl games we go to or what our record is in them... We only want national championships.
8. Please, practice your clapping so you don't look weird doing it.
9. If you can beat Bama 1/2 of the time... Why can't you beat them 3/4 of the time?
10. Don't lose any games when we are favored and don't win any games just because we used some stupid trick play.
Thanks for joining us and we can't wait to see how many consecutive championships you can pile up.
Love Always... Well until you lose one,
LSU fans
1. All of the games and/or championships you win for your first 4 years will not count because they will be with Miles' players.
2. Any games you lose during the first 4 years are inexcusable because Miles left you with talent.
3. We need you to win every game of every season after the first 4 years.
4. Don't run on first down... Unless of course you get 8 yards, then we're ok with it.
5. Winning 10 games doesn't count because we believe anybody can do that.
6. You must beat Bama 1/2 of the time.
7. We don't care what bowl games we go to or what our record is in them... We only want national championships.
8. Please, practice your clapping so you don't look weird doing it.
9. If you can beat Bama 1/2 of the time... Why can't you beat them 3/4 of the time?
10. Don't lose any games when we are favored and don't win any games just because we used some stupid trick play.
Thanks for joining us and we can't wait to see how many consecutive championships you can pile up.
Love Always... Well until you lose one,
LSU fans
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Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:31 am to LSUengineer12
you put a lot of effort in to looking like a douche
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:33 am to LSUengineer12
If that Coach wasn't so stubborn and let his OC do his job, these people probably wouldn't complain so much..
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:33 am to LSUengineer12
i'll upvote
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:35 am to Choctaw
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:35 am to The Ostrich
quote:
you put a lot of effort in to looking like a douche
Exactly what I was thinking.
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:35 am to LSUengineer12
quote:
LSUengineer'12
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:36 am to LSUengineer12
Miles is trending down big time. At some point change is needed. His success is appreciated, but it's time to move in a different direction.
This post was edited on 11/18/15 at 9:49 am
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:37 am to LSUengineer12
quote:
LSUengineer'12
You tried really hard to come up with this.
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:38 am to LSUengineer12
Such a stupid post.
How about not losing 4 SEC games?
How about not losing 4 SEC games?
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:40 am to LSUengineer12
have an upvote. you should add number 11. Most fans around here remember nothing past the 2003 season
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:42 am to Choctaw
wer're not getting a new head coach anytime soon.
please stop whining.
please stop whining.
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:44 am to LSUengineer12
Sad but true.
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:45 am to LSUengineer12
what happened to our current coach?
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:48 am to LSUengineer12
quote:
Dear new LSU Head Coach,
We already want to fire you. Enjoy your stay.
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:56 am to LSUengineer12
quote:
. We need you to win every game of every season after the first 4 years.
We haven't won a bcs Bowl game since 2007.
quote:
6. You must beat Bama 1/2 of the time.
Or maybe 1/5
quote:
We don't care what bowl games we go to or what our record is in them... We only want national championships.
See the bcs Comment. But hey, the peach and music city bowls are good enough
This post was edited on 11/18/15 at 9:58 am
Posted on 11/18/15 at 9:57 am to GRTiger
Yep, solid post.
Posted on 11/18/15 at 10:03 am to LSUengineer12
11. Half of us will be pulling for you to fail so we can bitch at the other half that wanted to hire you.
Posted on 11/18/15 at 10:13 am to LSUengineer12
Dear lord. Please make it stop
Posted on 11/18/15 at 10:21 am to The Ostrich
quote:
you put a lot of effort in to looking like a douche
Those who have no valid points based in fact always resort to personal attacks.
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