Choose the "Urban Dictionary" phrase best describing the state of LSU basketball

I pick #2 under "goat frick"


Clusterfrick:

Chaos. Anything that is occurring haphazardly. The situation is not even thinking about dreaming about having a sense of order. A clustering of items (usually people) in a fricked up way.


Dumpster fire:

1. A complete disaster.
2. Something very difficult that nobody wants to deal with.


Train wreck:

a total fricking disaster ...the kind that makes you want to shake your head.


FUBAR:

fricked up beyond all recognition

Goat frick:

1) A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fricked up.

2) After things start out with good intentions and become completely screwed up beyond all recognition. Goat frick is beyond a cluster frick, worse than a FUBAR. Continued attempts to correct the situation only make the situation worse and more embarrassing.