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re: Chad Jones = Certified Beast ( Better than Joe McKnight )

Posted on 6/25/09 at 3:27 pm to
Posted by LSUfanatic3
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2008
39 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 3:27 pm to
Deion Sanders was the first Chad Jones.

A friend sent it to me and I thought it was pretty good.
Posted by Zoom8
Walker
Member since Aug 2008
395 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 3:34 pm to
When Chad Jones crosses the street its the cars that have to look both ways.
Posted by Gus Tinsley
NW LA.
Member since May 2008
3349 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 3:36 pm to
Joe.....whooooooooooo.......
Posted by DeltaDoc
The Delta
Member since Jan 2008
16090 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 3:40 pm to
As a toddler, Jones tore down the Berlin Wall...literally.

The mysterious crash of the Air France jet last week was found to be the result of a Chad Jones batting practice fly ball...

Those aren't dreadlocks, they are scalp muscles...
Posted by WEareLSU
all around the world
Member since Jun 2009
551 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 3:43 pm to
Chad Jones once parted the mississippi river with his bare hands!
Posted by Ragged Tiger
Member since Jun 2009
2392 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 3:46 pm to
Chad Jones could scare the gay off Richard Simmons.
Posted by JFremani
Mid-city Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2009
1911 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 3:49 pm to
The Army COE wants to use Chad Jones's ding dong to replace the levee system.
Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
9334 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 4:00 pm to
Chad Jones can gargle peanut butter.
Posted by mule74
Watersound Beach
Member since Nov 2004
11321 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 4:02 pm to
Chad Jones would have thrown two complete game no-hitters against Texas if PM would get his head out of his arse!!!

In fact, Chad Jones hit that guy in the foot just to be an a-hole and he made the next three pop up/ground out because strikeouts are boring to him.
Posted by Jax-Tiger
Port Saint Lucie, FL
Member since Jan 2005
24837 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 4:05 pm to
Chad Jones went to the Virgin Islands to celebrate the Tigers 2007 Championship. After he left, they just call them "The Islands". What a stud...
Posted by cajunfriar
New York
Member since Jun 2009
485 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 4:19 pm to
Chad Jones is so bad he takes vacations off the coast of Somalia.
Posted by 985TigerSaint
Member since Mar 2009
1667 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 4:23 pm to
North Korea is shutting down their nuclear program because the UN threatened to send Chad Jones over there if they didnt.
Posted by JFremani
Mid-city Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2009
1911 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 4:26 pm to
When Chad Jones points up at the sky, it is not to say "thank you, Lord"; rather it is to say "you're next biotch".
This post was edited on 6/25/09 at 4:27 pm
Posted by STBTigerr
Mandeville/New Orleans
Member since Jan 2007
5346 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 4:27 pm to
"Chad Jones, you just won the National Championship, what are you gonna do next?" He replied, "Disney World is coming to me"
Posted by 985TigerSaint
Member since Mar 2009
1667 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 4:30 pm to
When God sneezes, the angel say "Chad bless you".
Posted by bubbaprohn
Kansas
Member since Feb 2009
3974 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 4:33 pm to
chad jones is actually dead already... death is just too afraid to tell him
Posted by cajunjj
Madison, AL
Member since May 2008
7427 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 4:37 pm to
Posted by TigerTailsSoup
Member since Sep 2005
10830 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 5:05 pm to
Chad Jones didn’t just taste fear… he ordered seconds of it

Chad Jones once punched Chuck Norris in the face just to make a point

When Chad Jones looks in the mirror there's never a reflection because he is only 1 of a kind
Posted by goodgrin
Atlanta, GA
Member since Nov 2003
5959 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 5:16 pm to
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Chad Jones couldn't play the outfield cause the baseballs were scared to go to him. So, he played pitcher so the balls can run from him.


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The mysterious crash of the Air France jet last week was found to be the result of a Chad Jones batting practice fly ball...


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Those aren't dreadlocks, they are scalp muscles...


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Chad Jones could scare the gay off Richard Simmons.


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Chad Jones can gargle peanut butter.


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Chad Jones went to the Virgin Islands to celebrate the Tigers 2007 Championship. After he left, they just call them "The Islands". What a stud...


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North Korea is shutting down their nuclear program because the UN threatened to send Chad Jones over there if they didnt.


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"Chad Jones, you just won the National Championship, what are you gonna do next?" He replied, "Disney World is coming to me"


These are great.
Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
22800 posts
Posted on 6/25/09 at 5:18 pm to
Chad Jones beat the most interesting man in the world down in a game of Basque Pelota. After the match he broke a Dos Equis on his head.
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