Arkansas fan/LSU fan

One foggy night, an LSU fan was heading north and an Arkansas fan was driving south. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.

The Arkansas fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, “Man, I’m lucky to be alive!”

Likewise, the LSU fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.

The Arkansas fan walks over to the LSU fan and says, “Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals.”

The LSU fan thinks for a moment and says, “You know, you’re absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I’m going to see if something else survived the wreck.”

The LSU fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel’s. He says to the Arkansas, “I think this is another sign- we should toast to our newfound friendship.” The Arkansas fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Arkansas fan hands it back to the LSU fan and says, “Your turn!”

The LSU fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, “Nah, I think I’ll just wait for the cops to show up.”