Anyone able to provide an after action report from Syracuse?

Carl the cat, skillet, maximus, and dwight freeney were at a burger king recapping the scenes from trent johnson and paul pascaloni's a cappella rendition of where have all the cowboys gone as luke sanders, zeph zynsman, marvin harrison, michael carter williams, and dameon mason headed for niagra falls in supa's private jet sponsored by acadian ambulance and flown by pilot tiger since the boat decided to, ostensibly, head to the game via water with bayoubengals03 and delwan graham after they corral the doc and "mumbles" who are saying nothing but the word "brothers" in german as lsurussian watches anime on his palm pilot

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That was pretty funny (and I did read many of those in Steve Irwin's voice).

Campus shuttle sitrep:

Syracuse fans good naturedly plead for mercy, say they would prefer to play Rhode Island today.

Following team bus from hotel to campus after action report: old men in orange hats watching LSU bus pass on street corner, shaking their heads in grim anticipation. Thought perhaps I saw a shudder...