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re: Annual Alabama Joke Thread

Posted on 11/3/15 at 4:17 pm to
Posted by BTRDD
Member since Jun 2009
3396 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 4:17 pm to
The joke is when I absolutely have to stop in Alabama for gasoline, and deal with the dumbest people I've encountered in all the world.
Posted by panterica
Member since Jun 2012
1274 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 4:17 pm to
What do you call a Bama fan with two sheep?

A pimp.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36114 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 4:22 pm to
Posted by panterica
Member since Jun 2012
1274 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 4:29 pm to
What are the best four years of a Bama fan's life?

Sixth grade.
Posted by Double Down
Mayor of St. George
Member since Dec 2007
6496 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 4:35 pm to
I thought Alabama WAS the fricking joke!!!
Posted by TerrebonneTiger35
Houma,La
Member since Dec 2012
192 posts
Posted on 11/4/15 at 3:53 pm to
bump
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 11/4/15 at 3:56 pm to
How many Bama fans does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them. One to change the light bulb, and the rest to claim they've changed 10-12 more light bulbs then they really have.
Posted by TerrebonneTiger35
Houma,La
Member since Dec 2012
192 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 1:41 pm to
Why do they only sell button fly jeans in Alabama?

Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away!
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 1:45 pm to
Why do pigeons fly upside down when passing over Tuscaloosa?

B/C there is nothing there worth shitting on.

Posted by BRbornandraised
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jun 2013
528 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 1:47 pm to
Did y'all hear saban was only going to dress 22 players for the game Saturday?!








...the rest of the players will have to learn how to dress thenselves...
Posted by LSU Tigerhead
Metairie
Member since Nov 2007
4961 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 1:52 pm to
This one is very old and was just after Bear Bryant lost his final game to LSU (but before he croaked).

Did you hear Bear Bryant shot his wife? He asked her what time it was and she said 20 to 10. :rimshot:
Posted by indytyger
In the middle of nowhere
Member since Oct 2015
57 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 1:54 pm to
Q: What do you call a good looking girl at the University of Alabama campus?

A: A visitor.

Posted by luvdoc
"Please Ignore Our Yelp Reviews"
Member since May 2005
919 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 2:20 pm to
What separates a coonass from a dumbass?



















Mississippi
Posted by HeauxBeaux
Member since Mar 2008
5538 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 4:00 pm to
Why do Alabama dads walk their kids to school?


Because they're in the same grade
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
19059 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 4:55 pm to
Alabama Foreplay:

"Stop it daddy! You're crushin my cigarettes!"



Historical note: The toothbrush was invented in Alabama... Otherwise it would be called the Teethbrush!
This post was edited on 11/5/15 at 4:59 pm
Posted by mikearch
Member since Feb 2007
222 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 5:01 pm to
What's the difference between the Alabama Cheerleaders and the Titanic?



Only a couple thousand people actually went down on the titanic.
Posted by mikearch
Member since Feb 2007
222 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 5:03 pm to
What's the difference between an Alabama girl and a bowling ball?



If you really had to, you could probably eat a bowling ball.
Posted by NC_Tigah
Carolinas
Member since Sep 2003
123887 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 5:05 pm to
Two coaches were driving in a car . . . .

























Posted by mikearch
Member since Feb 2007
222 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 5:08 pm to
What's the difference between an Alabama girl and a bowling ball?



If you really had to, you could probably eat a bowling ball.
Posted by NC_Tigah
Carolinas
Member since Sep 2003
123887 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 6:41 pm to
Have you heard the one about Glenn Guilbeau speaking for himself . . . .



























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